by Basic1544 August 3, 2020
Get the Skatmug. by Dalotus April 30, 2025
Get the Skatmug. A Skat man is the appropriate name for someone that speaks at a milliom miles an hour. When these people speak at subsonic speeds, only harsh sounds are audible, such as "K" and "S", thus the name "Skat man". A side effect of being a Skat man is the tendency to not sit still, as their minds are always spinning with new ideas and thoughts that need to be acted upon, atleast before another thought comes to the forefront of their mind.
However, a Skat man can be usefull at points, such as audibly incapacitating a foe in order to escape, or to make someone agree to something without all the details.
Be careful around Skat men. With their quick thinking and even quicker mouth, you will often walk away with a random object and recite in hand thats shows a price that "is higher than you would've gone for normally, but it was worth it". This terrifying ability often makes then exceptional Auctioneers.
However, a Skat man can be usefull at points, such as audibly incapacitating a foe in order to escape, or to make someone agree to something without all the details.
Be careful around Skat men. With their quick thinking and even quicker mouth, you will often walk away with a random object and recite in hand thats shows a price that "is higher than you would've gone for normally, but it was worth it". This terrifying ability often makes then exceptional Auctioneers.
Victim 1 - "Oh shit, it's Simon"
Victim 2 - "Quick run! Last time I came away with a second-hand washing mashine"
Simon - "Oh hey guys. So basically yesterday I went.....(Speed incomprehensable) and SOLD to the man in the back"
Victim 2 - "What just happened?"
Victim 1 - "Well I'm £120 down, but I got a rocking chair, three scarfs and a used tooth brush"
Victim 2 - "That's a Skat man if I've ever seen one"
Victim 2 - "Quick run! Last time I came away with a second-hand washing mashine"
Simon - "Oh hey guys. So basically yesterday I went.....(Speed incomprehensable) and SOLD to the man in the back"
Victim 2 - "What just happened?"
Victim 1 - "Well I'm £120 down, but I got a rocking chair, three scarfs and a used tooth brush"
Victim 2 - "That's a Skat man if I've ever seen one"
by RetroLizard January 25, 2022
Get the Skat manmug. The act of someone in “skat” mode is when you see a person like “William Hulett” asleep or in other words “skattered out”! It can also be used for an individual who is always got 100 things going on and never gets anything accomplished, kinda like the people on hardcore drugs!!!
“Johnny was a skat in elementary school, high school, and I’ll be Dang if he wasn’t a skat his whole dang life!”
“William was a skat under his truck for 10 hours, we thought he was fixing the dang thing, come to find out, he was asleep, we all thought, what in tardnation.”
There are many ways to spot a “skat” or “skatterbug”, just head towards the sand ridge and you’ll find many of them!
~anonymous
“William was a skat under his truck for 10 hours, we thought he was fixing the dang thing, come to find out, he was asleep, we all thought, what in tardnation.”
There are many ways to spot a “skat” or “skatterbug”, just head towards the sand ridge and you’ll find many of them!
~anonymous
by Olbcyhj September 25, 2023
Get the Skatmug. This word stands for skinny fat is a way to describe people that are skinny but not a natural ways like they lose it with ozempic or similar methods for weight loss injections or pills . It's used to describe someone that is disproportionate in body figure because they lost weight and unnatural means so they would described as skat, which means skinny fat because they are still fat.
She might look like she's skinny but she's actually skat, she could blow up if she gets off the shot 💉. be careful if you go to eat with Tommy because they'll eat them nachos because he's skat , she has emotional body dysmorphia because she is Skat. The doctor told me the shot will make me look kinda skat
by ThighShot April 28, 2025
Get the Skatmug. My wife's having a 'skat fest' on the weekend
by Virgin conversion unit March 4, 2017
Get the skat festmug.