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Siri

A cruel A.I with a heart of stone. Ice as a replacement for blood. She leads you on and then stabs you in the back. I'll never forgive you, Siri. We're through.
Me: "Siri, I love you."
Siri: "That's nice, but it's not meant to be."
by 100% Free Range Chicken July 19, 2019
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Siri

Big wood and very smexy make ppl wet
Siri was good in bed

But better with vishy
by anonymous December 16, 2020
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siri

A gorgeous girl with the name of an iphone assistant bot who could have my kids anyday and is actually my wife, siri also goes by suri or dons wife as said above things you should like about siri : shes fun, shes pretty, she has a nice personality, she has gorgeous eyes, everything about her is amazing, and shes a leprechaun. (not really just poking fun at my love)
some guy : siri is super hot dude, me : yeah ik dude!
by donsfuneral May 30, 2022
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Siri aphasia

When using voice dictation to send a text, the difference between what you say and what actually gets sent.
"Waltz rhyme are Uzi betting here?" What kind of Siri aphasia is that?
by sensei10 August 25, 2023
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Siri

Your personal life slave who always jacks of to your instergram nudes she or he loves frosty the pedo and is very good at seeing certain types of porn
by Barney the pedo November 18, 2018
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Siri

I talk to Siri Hey Siri. “Yes?” Look up an article about watermarks, the watermark i want to choose is sea. “I didn’t get that, could you try again?*” *The quotes mean Siri is talking.*
by Syrian Definitions September 9, 2022
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Siri

Siri is the most sexiest person you will ever meet, so treat him right! You wont be able to find better person than him. He have a massive penis of 42 cm, and beautiful boddy. And if you think it's a girl or guy from iphone, it's not! It's a real boy, so don't lose him because of his sick nickname. He will do anything you want, just like one from iphone. He will always help his friends. So don't lose him!
by windfcker November 22, 2021
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