Shumming

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time.

"Did you hear?"

"Hear what?"

"Tony was shumming all over the toilet yesterday"

"Omg, really!?"

by DrCunnie August 12, 2024

Shumming

When you shit and cum simultaneously

"Fuck, I need to stop shumming, it's so hard to clean up if your whores don't lick it clean for you."

by HaremMaster69 May 24, 2021

Shumming

The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.

Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.

by Dottman May 27, 2025

National Shum Day

Shum’s birthday!!! March 15 is national shum day

Dude it’s March 15
National shum day?
Hell yeah

by ShumLover69 March 15, 2023

Shum the waters

To shit and cum into a water bottle or cup

"Time to shum the waters."
"She shummed the waters straight in our sink!"

by TheGodofJazzCabbage September 06, 2019

shum ting

sexy gyals(mainly ginger with crazy eyes). usually got massive tits and a pornstar

carolanne: look over there its a

briony and carolanne: SHUM TING

by crazygyal101 March 08, 2020

Shum

Verb. To defecate and ejaculate simultaneously

There is no better revenge than to shum on someone.

by Wording long man November 19, 2020