Shum

When a person gets to the max compacity of their shit and sperm to the point it causes pain then releases both the shit and the cum at once to feel the maximum relief known to man. Shum

Or

When you feel pleasure and intoxication at the same time but cannot which is more important so you decide to do it at the same time.

Friend: stfu before I kiss you baby girl
You: be right back I gotta shum real quick

by BigBrainChild August 10, 2019

Shum

Said when someone does something embarrassing or tries to hard to impress but fails.
Also said when someone can't make a come back.

This word was said in sequence with a pitching or stroke of the chin.
( 1990s NZ term)

"You think your ............. , shum you......."

by Erinz1 May 30, 2016

Shumming

Shum or Shumming is when you shit and cum at the same time.

Person one: yo bro how was your shit
Person two: not good I was caught shumming by my parents.

by Big hungas November 4, 2019

Shumming

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time.

"Did you hear?"

"Hear what?"

"Tony was shumming all over the toilet yesterday"

"Omg, really!?"

by DrCunnie August 12, 2024

Shum Shum

Used to describe something/ someone as cute.

Other variations: Shummy, Shum, Shummy shum.

'Aw that cat is such a shum shum.'
'He's such a shum.'
'What a shummy.'

by izzyponglizzy June 24, 2024

Shum

To shit cum

i'm about to shum

by Wastegash November 14, 2020

shum ting

sexy gyals(mainly ginger with crazy eyes). usually got massive tits and a pornstar

carolanne: look over there its a

briony and carolanne: SHUM TING

by crazygyal101 March 8, 2020