shortie

your best friend. you call them shortie, even though you guys tower over everyone. she is so gorgeous but she refuses to admit it.

"who's that girl over there? she's gorgeous?"
"oh, that's just my shortie"

by moistmermaid February 18, 2017

shorty

A smaller modified or carbine version of a shotgun or rifle.

I have the H&K for deer and the shorty for cougars, sneaky bastards...

by FiatMortem May 15, 2016

shortie

a word to call a short person usually short and bratty and too annoying to handle .

you that shortie is a bitch

by pepperbish February 2, 2020

shortie

alternate spelling 'shorty'--although shortie typically refers to girls, 'shortie' also refers to a guy that's a short bitch. Shorties are very persistent and act as if they're of normal height. They are mental irregulars and need meds. Beware!

Look at that shortie, you know he has to be a total bitch.

by marecare September 28, 2005

shorty

baby, hunny,girl/boyfriend, etc.

shortie like mine
Nick Jonas is Shana's shorty

by Lyssawoah October 30, 2007

shorty

a hot girl who most guys wanna get have sex with or make out with

Damn! That shorty so fly I wanna hook up wit her tonite

by kitkat_699 December 31, 2005

shortie

A girl who claims she knows more about cars than guys, even though she totaled 2 cars already. She is too short to go karting, yet she thinks she's cool.

Shortie did her master's in mechanical engineering, yet she can't keep a car running.
Shortie thinks that putting break oil on "Arrogant"'s car will solve the world problems.

by asd007 October 15, 2010