''Heyy, how's it hanging? Heard you pulled a shorty last night!''
''Yeah, pulled a twistaroo on her''
''Nice one!''
''Yeah, pulled a twistaroo on her''
''Nice one!''
by oh shit its halli March 27, 2019
your best friend. you call them shortie, even though you guys tower over everyone. she is so gorgeous but she refuses to admit it.
by moistmermaid February 18, 2017
you that shortie is a bitch
by pepperbish February 02, 2020
alternate spelling 'shorty'--although shortie typically refers to girls, 'shortie' also refers to a guy that's a short bitch. Shorties are very persistent and act as if they're of normal height. They are mental irregulars and need meds. Beware!
by marecare September 22, 2005
by Lyssawoah October 15, 2007
by kitkat_699 December 31, 2005
A girl who claims she knows more about cars than guys, even though she totaled 2 cars already. She is too short to go karting, yet she thinks she's cool.
Shortie did her master's in mechanical engineering, yet she can't keep a car running.
Shortie thinks that putting break oil on "Arrogant"'s car will solve the world problems.
Shortie thinks that putting break oil on "Arrogant"'s car will solve the world problems.
by asd007 October 13, 2010