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short

Someone that is an adult but very below average height. Like 4'8''.
Most people that are short deny it and say they're 5'11''
twitch chat: "LUDCROC SHORTWIG SHORTWIG LUDWIG STOP LYING UR 2'4''!!!

SHORT------------>"
ludwig: *contemplates streaming*

ur short ludwig lol poggers for tall people small people are stinky ants
by ludwigisshortlol February 23, 2020
mugGet the shortmug.

No Shorts

Brand created by college kids which is basically a knock off barstool that sells merch and is typical rich boy culture.
Follow No shorts on Instagram! Dude you don’t follow no shorts?
by lilyd551 December 17, 2020
mugGet the No Shortsmug.

short

1960s; a car, especially if it is hot-rodded or identifiable with a younger age group - teen to early twenties
Man, check out that sweet short Dewey's driving.
by Dr. Rag January 18, 2010
mugGet the shortmug.

short

the strokes right before a brother or BKB cums
I can't stop now baby! I'm already at the shorts.
by Renee June 22, 2004
mugGet the shortmug.

short

A person who does not fully understand what is going on in a situation that they are in.
She was short when we made a joke about that guy's tight jeans.
by Porcsha January 5, 2006
mugGet the shortmug.

Shorted

When a Man walks into a restroom to find that the only urinal available is the short one.
When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.
by cityofvoltz December 28, 2010
mugGet the Shortedmug.

short

an alcoholic drink mixed with a soft drink
vodka and coke, vodka and lemonade, jack daniels and coke are all shorts
by gary sutherland April 26, 2006
mugGet the shortmug.

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