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Guy 1:ur short as fuck man
Me:NO FUCKING SHIT
by penny pastrana April 27, 2022
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No Shorts

Brand created by college kids which is basically a knock off barstool that sells merch and is typical rich boy culture.
Follow No shorts on Instagram! Dude you don’t follow no shorts?
by lilyd551 December 17, 2020
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short

1960s; a car, especially if it is hot-rodded or identifiable with a younger age group - teen to early twenties
Man, check out that sweet short Dewey's driving.
by Dr. Rag January 13, 2010
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the strokes right before a brother or BKB cums
I can't stop now baby! I'm already at the shorts.
by Renee June 23, 2004
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short

A person who does not fully understand what is going on in a situation that they are in.
She was short when we made a joke about that guy's tight jeans.
by Porcsha January 05, 2006
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Shorted

When a Man walks into a restroom to find that the only urinal available is the short one.
When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.
by cityofvoltz December 28, 2010
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short

an alcoholic drink mixed with a soft drink
vodka and coke, vodka and lemonade, jack daniels and coke are all shorts
by gary sutherland April 05, 2006
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