are you shitting my dick

A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real
“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied
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are you shitting my dick

another way of saying; "are you kidding me?"
"are you shitting my dick?"
"Are you shitting my dick man? I just got that car and you scratched it!"
by ITSALLYLMFAO March 21, 2022
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shit dicks

Shit dicks is a term used when expressing anger or disappointment.
Man: Shit dicks, I can't find my tie.

Man 1: Dude, they're out of Coke.
Man 2: Shit dicks, that's my favorite.

Man: Shit dicks, she said she was 18.
by titties12345 August 11, 2011
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Shit Dick

A term used at a certain person with an extra Chromosome meaning hey that kids a fucking Shit Dick or- Ha.Ha, Look at that fucking kid bro would you rather have a shit dick or a zebra cock?
Sophmore-Joe on the bus " Hey AuStin ha.ha would you Rather Have a Fucking shit dick?, ha..ha or fuck your cat for 3 bucks" Austin usally replies with statements that have nothing to do with the question asked, example "Uhhhhhh well i dont know guys , both for less time?" This is where the term shit dick would be thrown at ,vulgarly and rapidly at Austin by Soph Joe a fellow bus rider who doesn't give a shit about anything or Austin.
by Just another civilian February 08, 2014
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shit balls dick lick

When a person wipes their ass from their back all the way to the end of their penis and then gets a blow job.
by sheet metal man February 25, 2010
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A pithy phrase once uttered in moments of extreme displeasure when one was about thirteen years of age and growing up in an affluent suburb of Sydney
shit and dick and ass and fart! I just lost a game of Subbutteo against Richie's less popular elder brother, Stevie.
by MrChimper April 07, 2011
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