Hot Shelly 

When you piss in a garbage bag and fill it with five pounds of feces and smack someone in the face with it.

I gave your mother a hot shelly last night

Hot Shelly by Paul Shipley December 2, 2004

dirty shelly 

a cocktail consisting of mixing an alcoholic seltzer with vodka.

Trina blacked out last night after drinking dirty shellys all day

dirty shelly by OTPHJ123 April 17, 2020

kevin/shelly 

1.bestfriends who keep each other from falling they are two people that is rare Like a diamond, so genuineYou can’t find anything else like it. They have a special bond that no one and nothing can break. So you better not try to come between them. Although they have only known each other for three yearsIt feels like a lifetime they will be there to wipe away each others' tearsThey will fight their fears together they will help each other when things get tough
when things get hard and rough they have told each other their deepest secrets Kevin/Shelly are each others friend in life and friend in deathThey have a bond so strong proven with every breath I must say i know they cherish each other.Kevin/Shelly will be each others' best friend and that’s the way it will always be always there for each other beginning to end That’s how I describe them.. the perfect friend and more for each other. I know they will be here for each other because true friends are for eternity.(continued)

kevin/shelly combination; best friends

kevin/shelly by "fan club" February 4, 2010

sexy shelly 

Awesome mother, friend and girl friend. Very trustworthy honest and good in bed. They are the best people and they have a hidden crazy side in a great way.

Damn that girl is a sexy Shelly!

sexy shelly by Iamaass November 16, 2016

r. shelly 

Watch all the women skip this post tho 🥴🤦🏽 ♂️😂 @respectfullyjustin #Respectfully

I’m starting to attract younger guys & ion like that, it never gave r. shelly

r. shelly by fricky dicky schmicky October 7, 2021

Smelly Shelly

The name of your penis the next morning when you wake up to take a piss. You forgot you got anal the night before and the smell hits you like a “shit” ton of bricks.

Babe I am not sucking your dick before you get rid of that smelly Shelly.

Smelly Shelly by Iggy54 July 15, 2022

Randy Shelly 

Bad Ass Fixie Rider/Actor that is super chill. He can get a girl wet just by the sound of his voice.

The King of women is Randy Shelly

Randy Shelly by Sarahgirl91 August 22, 2011