by Dribbus March 22, 2011
Being under the influence of Charlie Sheen
Friend 1- Here dude you drive I drank too much.
Friend 2- Man no. Its like the car just -just cant handle me. If i were to get in that car and attempt to drive it the world would implode. Its just like that. Thats life
Friend 3- He's under the sheen. Lock him in a padded room
and we can wait to see if its reversible.
Person- That is so bitchin'
Cop- Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight? Im gonna need for you to breath into this.
Man- No i cant. Do you know what my breath would do if i breathed on that thing? It would probably kill you and all of your family. And maybe even every single person in the world.
Cop- Im gonna give you a ticket for being under the sheen, and then take you to an insane asylum.
Friend 2- Man no. Its like the car just -just cant handle me. If i were to get in that car and attempt to drive it the world would implode. Its just like that. Thats life
Friend 3- He's under the sheen. Lock him in a padded room
and we can wait to see if its reversible.
Person- That is so bitchin'
Cop- Sir, have you had anything to drink tonight? Im gonna need for you to breath into this.
Man- No i cant. Do you know what my breath would do if i breathed on that thing? It would probably kill you and all of your family. And maybe even every single person in the world.
Cop- Im gonna give you a ticket for being under the sheen, and then take you to an insane asylum.
by Marty's Tshirt April 02, 2011
Partying as hard as Charlie Sheen. A status that no man or woman can reach ever. You must be Charlie Sheen to achieve Sheen Status.
Dude I came so close to Sheen Status last night, I banged a 5 gram rock up my dome piece then my mom took me to the hospital!" "AWWW DUDE, 2 more grams and you could have been SHEEN STATUS!!
by SlimeyCock123321 March 04, 2011
Unequivocally winning, regardless of circumstance, conditions, or whatever anyone else thinks or does. You have beaten life. Drive on!
Me: Wow Chase, you're really boned with that felony drug conviction, divorce, and rape allegation.
Chase: I don't care I'm Charlie Sheening this bitch still!
Chase: I don't care I'm Charlie Sheening this bitch still!
by CcoXo March 29, 2011
Throwing a 36-hour house party with a pornstar, in which you watch 3-hours worth of porn, only to critique it and do a suit-case of cocaine, collapsing and being rushed to a hospital. You then spend the next couple of days of your life in rehab trying to put the pieces back together.
Anthony: Yo what happened bro? I haven't seen you in a month! Last time I saw you, you locked yourself in a room with a porn star carrying a suit case.
Henry: Yeah man, I still don't remember what happened! That's what I get for pulling off a Charlie Sheen...
Henry: Yeah man, I still don't remember what happened! That's what I get for pulling off a Charlie Sheen...
by HeaDak3 February 02, 2011
by J. Wilde March 19, 2011