scrotum totum

Another name for a penis,cock,shaft,knob,tallywhacker,weiner ect ect
'totum' being an long tall pole that north American Indians used to dance around(totum pole)

I had a filthy bird last night ,I pulled my scrotum totum of her mouth on the vinegar strokes and spooged all in her hair

by Adam the definer ! June 12, 2015

Scrotum to the Totem

To aggressively pursue; to approach a challenege with tenacity, especially in the Pacific Northwest. See also, "Balls to the Wall."

The chief expects me to deliver at the Vancouver sales conference next month, so it's all "Scrotum to the Totem" until the 30th!!

by sushi pole May 31, 2010

scrotum-scrub

An attempted goatee that looks like ball hair.

Despite three months of effort, kyle's beard is just scrotum-scrub!

by Scrotum scrub November 27, 2015

scrotum neck

A term used to describe the neck on a person that resembles the texture of a scrotum.

Oh my God, did you see Harrison Ford's scrotum neck on the Late Show last night?

by Tyler J. Brown May 21, 2008

Scrotum Grasp

The holding of a wine goblet in an under-handed fashion with the goblet stem between the ring and middle finger.

Sonja had a casual yet firm scrotum grasp on her wine glass.

by CJZ444 December 17, 2008

Monkey Scrotum

When a guy's ballsack is similar to a monkey's.

Peter Griffin: "RANDY FULLMAN?! I'm here to beat the crap out of you!"
Randy: "You can't peter, I have MS!'
Peter: "You hear that Chris? This guy has a monkey scrotum and he's bragging about it!'

by usefbishara March 24, 2008

Scrotum Periwinkle

Another word for genital warts caused by the HPV virus.

Wow, looks like Keenan's got some blazing scrotum periwinkles.

Looks like I need to water my scrotum periwinkles, they're multiplying.

by ELEANORANDCOLETTE March 15, 2011