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left handed screwdriver

when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.
Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"
by ahnonnymoose December 24, 2022
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Sonic Screwdriver

A tool that works very well at opening and closing doors, doesn't work on wood though, that's a shame. It doesn't kill, it doesn't destroy, it doesn't (usually) disintegrate (itself). The Sonic Screwdriver will pop up anywhere in time (Unless you caused the first caveman to hang himself (in that case, silly you)).
"Don't take a Sonic Screwdriver to IKEA, it may work well at defeating a bunch of hostile, liquid aliens but it doesn't work well on flatpack"
by CasualTimeLord June 26, 2016
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sideways screwdriver

When you stick your penis in their ass and and they turn vertically so that your dick is being twisted and then pull out as a screwdriver would then insert the penis into their mouth to screw back in the screw.
Wow Mary really got that sideways screwdriver when he put it in her mouth twice eh?
by Uncle.playboi November 9, 2017
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1 Man 1 Screwdriver

A gross and cringeworthy video that no one should watch!
by Daehyun September 17, 2016
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Mexican Screwdriver

A cocktail combining one part sunkist soda and one part vodka, (generally lower quality vodka).
"Ey bro, I'm pretty low on cash you wanna get some sunkist and vodka and knock back a few mexican screwdrivers?"
by Turbonium January 21, 2009
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Cincinnati Screwdriver

The term "Cincinnati Screwdriver" is when you have sex with a lady with no legs, but while she's on top, you spin her around in circles while having sex, like a screwdriver.
I experienced the Cincinnati Screwdriver with my girl friend after her legs got amputated.
by BlackEyePopRocks February 9, 2010
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coventry screwdriver

A large hammer. So called after bad working practices that evolved during the blacker days of the British Leyland company.
by Al December 28, 2004
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