Scooby Doo Logic

The concept of, whenever something bad or sketchy happens, splitting up. It was originally applicable in the to moments in the show, Scooby Doo, when the gang was in a group and then splits up to gather clues (often with moderate success and then complications, e.g. Velma loses her glasses). Usage now, though, has come to generally be in regards to two or more people separating, or "splitting up," when it seems illogical to do so.

"What the fuck? You're breaking up with me?" said the boyfriend.

"Yes," said the girlfriend.

"I can't believe that you're splitting up with me! This shit is fucking Scooby Doo Logic!" he screamed.

by Oodles and oodles of noodles! April 8, 2012

Scoobs Law

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Scoobs law states that When you post cringe, you’re going to loose subsciber!

by DaScoob August 6, 2019

Pulling A Scoob

A man in a Scooby Doo mask jerks off another man but the man being jerked off does not know who is giving him the hand job and instead of stopping it he says "Uh oh scoob, someone's yanking my tip." Then right before climax the man giving the hand job will say "Rut ro raggy, rime's up." Then the climax hits.

A homeless guy was pulling a scoob on my brother in an alley one time so my brother said: "Jinkies Scoob! If you wanted a scooby snack that bad you should've just asked!"

by Sister Goo August 21, 2019

SCOO

v.: a high-pitched noise emitted by a male when he sees an attractive female. SCOO-ing is usually done from a distance; however, a truly daring individual may do it to her face. female-to-male SCOO-ing has been known to happen, though it is exceedingly rare.

"oh man, check out that girl over there.. SCOO!"

by DSP-AD September 1, 2006

Scoobs

when you're smoking marijuana out of a pipe or piece and you suck in too hard and you get ash (or 'scoobs') in your mouth.

Diana: hey, Lillie, pass me that bowl!
Lillie: no, man! that sh*t is cashed, i totally just got scoobs!

by Big Shasta July 27, 2004

The Scooby Doo Effect

When someone undeservingly stumbles upon success, through sheer luck and usually minimal skill of their own, similar to that of the cartoon character Scooby Doo who would often catch the villain by literally stumbling upon them, usually after he had fallen over or been involved in some sort of zany accident.

Person 1: Hey, how'd you go in that exam?
Person 2: Dude I got like 95%
Person 1: How? I got like 65% and you told me you didn't even study
Person 2: It's the Scooby Doo Effect man.

by Opium Daydream July 21, 2010

Scooby Poo

A Scooby-Doo themed bestiality / scat fetish porno made in Japan by the same people who brought you "Rough Sausage Poop Fest."

Dick: Did you see Scooby Poo?

Douglas: Yeah dude, I had never been so terrified yet aroused at the same time before.

Unison: Yeah~.

by AndyAAgony June 9, 2010