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scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.
"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"
by anonymous December 29, 2022
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scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.
Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling
by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023
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Scooch

The crustiest, and stinkiest pussy to exist and it correlates to the personality
“You ever hear if that scooch oprah? Abe sucks!”
by Corey1448 February 11, 2024
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Gooch scooch

The thing that dogs do
Dave had an itch so he gooch scooched to the bedroom
by Thatskaterkid August 2, 2022
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Poodle-scooch

An undefined streak like stain on floors, carpets or upholstered furniture
We have to renovate the office, especially the carpets with all that poodle-scooch on it.
by The_Architect July 29, 2016
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Jimmy The Scooch

A verb, used to describe the act of fixing or building something important without having the materials or tools (or both!) on hand.
My damn penis-pump is broken but I haven't the gaskets to fix it... I'll just jimmy the scooch it so that my thursday afternoon isn't ruined.
by mmunch May 4, 2023
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Scooch

The splurge (vaginal discharge) that comes out of a women's cooch ( vagina )often white or yellow combine the words cooch and splurge but its pronounced scoosh
Aww man my girl has some scooch
by Shaquille_oatmeal November 18, 2018
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