scientology

A safe-haven for gay celebrities to hide their sexual preference, with maximum protection (not to mention funding) from cult members.

Hi... I'm a closet homosexual- does this "Scientology" have enough money to create a whole new heterosexual perosona for myself? Yes?!! FABULOUS, darling...

by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

scientology

basically a bullshit religon which desperate celberties believe in and other desperate fucks

Omg! Tom Cruise is so stupid because of his extreme amouunt money he combusted and became a member of scientology just like michael Jacckson, when he turned rich he decided to fuck lil boys and turn white....waaa fucking hooooo yay to all of you combusted fuckers

by miamiheatonfire3 August 27, 2006

scientology

Proof that humans are so desperate to be told what to think, rather than seek and question for themselves, that they can be easily led about by someone claiming to have the answers to all of the burning questions they are too lazy to answer for themselves. Scientology is also an example of the saying, "If you believe in nothing, you'll fall for anything." Intellectually-challenged individuals buy into a philosophy that makes them feel that the cause of all of their woes does not lie with them, but the human existence that they are trapped in.

In essence, Scientologists are a more successful version of furries. Rather than deluding themselves into thinking they are animals trapped in human bodies, they believe they are aliens trapped in human bodies. Scientology is what furrydom or trekkies would be if they became a formally-recognized religion.

"I just had someone tell me that I'm a meek "Earth native" and then said something about them being a Vorlon trapped in a human body. I'm not sure if they were from the Church of Scientology or a furry convention."

"Were they dressed in fake ears and tail?"

"No."

"Then they were probably a Scientologist."

by Onikaze April 19, 2006

scientology rpf

A godawful place. The leaders of scientology claim to help you become a better, happier person, and rehablitate you, and a whole load of utter b.s. RPF is where you get sent if you disobey. You have to wear black boiler suits, no matter the weather, do degrading, physically demanding jobs and go through 'auditing'. You are allowed barely any sleep, and in bug infested beds. You have only thirty seconds to shower. They try to break you spiritually, emotionally, mentally, and physically, to do do whatever the hell they say. I pity the people who are scientoligists. They have been completley brainwashed. In rpf, if you do not get "rehabilitated", it gets worse. You might have to do it for years. You are not allowed to leave. There have been cases where people had not been allowed to see their familys at all. In RPF, you cannot have magazines, tvs, phones, newspaper, etc. Scientology is a cult and uttter bull, and the people running it are dispicable, horrible excuses for anything even remotely resembling anything humane.

Jack: Hey, remeber Jim from college? What happened to him? You guys are friends.
Arnold: Dude, he joined scientology. I have not heard from him in years. I think he really believes all that stuff about aliens and all. I think he might be be in scientology rpf.
Jack: NO!!!! People in that have died from exhaustion. WHY??!!
Arnold: I dont know, Dude, I dont know.

by onyx1 September 24, 2010

scientology

the most fucked up religeon in the world.they kill people and stuff.

"hey have you ever heard of the religeon scientology?"
"yah its gay"

by rewqqwer July 29, 2009

scientology

A cash-driven pseudo religion that encourages it's members to dress up as 8' dogs with dreadlocks and run around in the future

John Travolta went to the Church of Scientology to discuss his latest movie treatment

by MightyScoop1 August 13, 2003

scientology

People who think L Ron Hubbard still lives in their minds, thus letting him invisibly suck their extremely tiny cocks

Scientology is something that even fails more then George Bush

by scientologypenus February 28, 2009