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magic school bus 

A super awesome school bus a few atlanta ravers impulsively decided they were going to buy to carry large groups of other ravers to far away events in, starting with Beyond Wonderland Seattle 2011.
The Rabbit: Hey man, I hear the Magic School Bus is going to Alchemy this year. You going?

The Walrus: Hell yeah! The Magic School Bus beats the hell out of carpoooling.

The Rabbit: True that, homie!
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Magic school bus 

A school bus where Arnold says please let this be a normal field trip and they with the friz no way and the bus crashes and dies.
Arnold dies in magic school bus burning alive.

Polish School Bus 

1. A wrestling move ban from the NWA at its inception. The move was too dangerous because it involves jumping on your opponent’s head with both feet while their face down on the mat.

2. (Modern) When you’re in a seated position and someone twerks on your neck and shoulders from behind.
The polish school bus disfigured many wrestlers.

I hope my girl girls me the ole’ polish school bus tonight.

Cool as a school bus fire 

A facetious phrase used to explain how uncool a situation really is...
"Hey man, did you hear that Joe got arrested last night?"

"Yeah, that's about as cool as a school bus fire!"

The Magic School Bus 

A form of torture. That is specifically aimed toward children of young ages. Why? Because the teachers are too lazy to actually teach students on their own. Who is this Ms. Frizzle anyway? She doesn't have a PHD.
"Girl, that's a booty hole." -Keisha, a meme from the Magic School Bus

I fucked on the Magic School Bus 

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.
Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.

(freshman walks by)

Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

(freshman begins to run)

Magic School Bus 

When you take a massive rip out of a bong and the smoke is yellow.
Dude, when Joey ripped that bong he rode the magic school bus.
Magic School Bus by Foolish Wizard September 10, 2015