A negative phenomenon where foreigners who go to Asia try to look like ancient Japanese Samurai by growing their hair to long lengths, and tying it in a bun at the back (possibly with a lock or two of hair loose for shock affect). They do this because they are confused about their own identity and are actually shallow enough to think that you can become something in complete essence by merely duplicating what it looks like. It is also generally accompanied by growing aesthetically repulsive amounts of stubble with a smile/sneer and *I'm cool attitude*.
Man I can't believe that clown! He comes walking into here looking like a Samurai Wannabee and actually managed to pick up that chick! That guy is such a fake!
by Babo Sang Pyo December 13, 2005
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by David Lukens March 18, 2008
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One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...
"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"
"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".
"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".
by Alphadog~ May 28, 2011
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"I heard Samurainz is at it again with his autocratic tom-foolery"
"Shut up, he's the greatest ruler to ever live!"
"Shut up, he's the greatest ruler to ever live!"
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by Shibari April 6, 2003
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