Sounds like a Saturday night

This phrase can be used as a replacement for "That's what he/she said", or "Sounds like my first time". Used to give a description of something out of the ordinary a sexual innuendo while at the same time making it appear as normal behavior for a Saturday night.

Linda: So yesterday at 11pm less than 12 hours before my kid's science project was due I had to run out to the store for a gallon of vegetable oil, 2 cucumbers, food coloring, a pound of butter, spray cheese, 6 kiwis, and a turkey baster. Came home, and after 4 hours of me doing most of the work, I was covered in a concoction of mystery sludge that would only wash off with a mixture of ammonia and floor soap. After all that, I'm still not finished.
Amy: Sounds like a Saturday night.

by 00Snort00 October 18, 2012

Small Town Saturday Night

An extended trip to the bathroom for the purpose of defecation - i.e. taking a dump.

It's time for a small town saturday night. I'm gonna howl at the moon and shoot out the light.

by jolio February 28, 2008

Louisiana Saturday Night

In order for you to maximize your autoeroticism, you slit your wrist and you use your own blood for lube. Try to cum before you die!

Why is Jack in the hospital?

He tried to have a Louisiana Saturday Night, but couldn't get it up. He made an awful mess.

by jizzalope February 25, 2009

West Virginia Saturday Night

When you take a shower and then screw (have sex with) your sibling like theres no tomorrow! However, for a West Virginia Saturda Night Party you must not take a shower and both siblings must recive anal (could be with fingers or private parts).

I was so frikin' horny last night and since im single and have no girlfriend I had a west virginia saturday night!

by BillyMaysIsNowAZombie August 24, 2009

Sandy Candy Saturday Night

When you stay up all night with your brother doing Al-Lad and X ,smoking wax,playing fortnight being loud as fuck and getting in the feels cause you always get deep sixed in 2 place.

“Flyin Carpet out the storm , happier than a fat kid in a candy store, got wrecked on fortnight let’s play some more Sandy Candy Saturday Night

by Slimlongdingdong December 29, 2019

As busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night

A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.

I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.

by HistoryMemes4Life May 13, 2023

saterday night special

The Saterday night special is a joint rolling technique in which you use 3 papers to produce a large either cylindrical or cone shaped Marijuana cigarette.

Yo son, I just rolled the fattest saterday night special, lets go toke it in the treehouse!

by Billy hall July 3, 2006