swanton bomb

a move creadted bye the greatest wrestler of all time the charasmatic enigma jeff hardy a 180degree front flip with arms out you jump off of the tope rope(or ladder or cage or stage or jumbo screem or any thing jeff is crazy) arms out cruxifix arch your back then wright before you land onyour face throw your to your side flip over land on your back on your openent

holy crap jeff just swantoned off that 24 foot ladder and put bubba ray dudley throu that table onm the ramp how on earth did not kill him self

by xion May 7, 2005

visiting Doc Swenson

euphemism for (usually male) masturbation

you'll go blind if ya keep visiting doc swenson

by stankfingas February 5, 2010

Sansoner

A male who cannot control both their genitalia and/or what they say while in contact with a female

You were such a sansoner with Jill the other day.

Matt is a sansoner

by Shanelax34 December 23, 2008

Swanton

The kind of town where everyone knows everyone. Consists of a school, a Kroger, The Honey Bear, a few gas stations and a car dealer. Everything else is houses. Although small, contains a few stoplights and a railroad. Swanton also hosts fireworks every fourth of July. Oh, and people like to party in Swanton. A lot.

'Let's get drunk after school with the Swanton kids.'

'But it's only Tuesday!'

'What's your point?'

by Katelyn F June 13, 2008

Swansonian lie

To be so wrapped up in your own sarcasm that you forget the truth; To inadvertently lie due to overwhelming sarcasm; blur the line between truth and sarcasm

"I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic anymore, I may have told a Swansonian lie" sarcasm lie

by Swarcasm April 2, 2010

Swanston

Used to describe an iconic figure or Legend

Ghandi was such a swanston

by benjami swansteiner February 5, 2009

Swanton

A small stupid town in Ohio that is full of nasty food and druggies. There is no entertainment what so ever here so if you want to do something fun you have to drive at least 10 minutes away. The only thing that most kids do here is go to there dumb ass bowling alley

“Hey where do you live?”
“Swanton, Ohio”
“Well I’ve never heard of that place”

by SMquack June 27, 2018