stomach crunchies

When a male blows his load on a females stomach and it dries.

Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

Stomach Art

A dried area of vomit on the sidewalk that can sometimes take on interesting shapes and forms. Sometimes includes corn, olives, or whatever was for dinner.

Hey, watch out for that "stomach art". You almost stepped in it.

by Fillmore Phil December 15, 2008

Stomach Sick

Happens you smoke a Black or Weed; And it has your stomach on tilt. (tilt as in upset or nauseous)

Yo, the black had me stomach sick last night..

by LadyMackAttck April 9, 2013

Stomach Twerk

(v) To be fat enough to jiggle your stomach on someone
noun - Stomach Twerkation(s)
adjective - Stomach Twerkable
adverb - Stomach Twerkily

Joseph got bitch-slapped by his girlfriend because he stomach twerked her booty. The 2 are now single.

by ZeOtaku September 29, 2014

Stomach Autism

When your diet entirely consists of just cheerio's and Frozen 2 mac and cheese, except you don't put the cheese in so it's just Frozen 2 mac. Paw Patrol mac is also fine.

damn bro thats some real stomach autism you got there

by PolarTem January 10, 2022

Stomach Revolution

Very bad stomach pains with a very bad case of Diarrhea.

OH lord I'm having a stomach Revolution, I better get to a toilet.

by coMDle September 23, 2011

Stomach Chowder

A lot of vomit usually following a late night of excessive drinking topped off with greasy Waffle House food. Sometimes, the chowder is a direct reflex hurl from the food resulting in a trail of chowder to the bathroom of the food establishment.

Dude, we gotta get Jed home before he blows stomach chowder all over the inside of my pick-up truck.

by Omlette Man October 17, 2006