Landon Springer

SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK

You’re a Landon Springer, go fuck yourself

by 1001zzz January 06, 2019

Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.

“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me”

by 1001zzz January 06, 2019

Cheesy Springer Special

A springer special is when a ritualistically share a meal of hot cheese folded into pasta sauce mixed with large flat noodles a dish affectionately known as lasagna. Much like the meal itself things become hot, heavy and sticky. The male then inserts a significant portion of lasagna into the females vagina, all the way to her cute little cervix and then proceeds to fill the cheesy crevasse with the rest of his micropenis. Upon climax, the woman now budges from her abdomen from the sheer amount of Italian cuisine, recurrent thrusts of the micropenis and seminal offering from the male. The man proceeds to yell at the woman “ARE YOU FAT?” And the act is complete.

“Did you hear Darren have Brie a cheesy springer special?”
“Yeah man, I heard she had to go the ER”

by Bussyboi69 March 26, 2021

Ingrid Springer

She is a very nice woman very milf very good and very exited all the time

I like Ingrid Springer a lot

by Unkown00027 November 29, 2021

Springer Syndrome

Springer Syndrome is the addiction to dysfunctional television such as Housewives, Jerry Springer and Maury to feel better about themselves and their own lives.

Mom: “OH MY GOSH! I’ve been watching reality Tv all day!”
Me: “Sounds like you have a case of Springer Syndrome”

by Rayne Storm November 28, 2020

Rachel Springer

goofiest boul alive
some may ask if she has problem but she doesn’t

aka onion butt

Why is that girl running with her butt out?
Ohh she’s acting like a rachel springer.

by n7892 October 19, 2021

ol' springer special

Mustache rides with a side of crazy, just for kicks.

"Oooh, I bet she's got some tricks up her sleeves. Tell her I can give her the ol' springer special for free when I'm in town"

by Steven Grand September 25, 2013