Sparkle McStalker

Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.

I was reading Twilight the other day, and got really pissed off at Sparkle McStalker!

by Not Sparkle McStalker December 31, 2009

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sparkle straight

A cis het man who feels comfortable with behaviors and expressions that are traditionally assigned to women or gay men.

I need a sparkle straight who can get his nails done with me and then rail me all night long.

by KhaosMokita December 21, 2022

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Twilight Sparkle

The most awesome of the Unicorns in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She is purple, pink and all kinds of awesome. Will Tolerate and Love the shit out of you if you hate the show. PONY

Also a mighty druid.

Who's that new pony?
Twilight Sparkle; the most badass unicorn of all time!

by ElkrapsThgiliwt May 16, 2011

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Sparkle Snatcher

Legendary creature that embodies everything that’s gay and fabulous.

Another name for a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, or Transsexual person.

Guy 1: Dude my girl is actually a sparkle snatcher.
Guy2: What makes you think that?
Guy 1: She always screamed out Megan Fox's name and now she is dating a girl.

by wtfitsgina April 1, 2011

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Sparkling Vampire

One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy

"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"

"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."

"dude. what a sparkling vampire"

by Body Clack April 3, 2009

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Sparkling Wiggle

A slang name for "fucking nigger" made popular by a recent video on a popular internet hosting site. A little girl with a speech impediment is saying "sparkling wiggle" but because of her impediment, it sounds like she is saying "fucking nigger," hence the name.

"There's too many sparkling wiggles at the party" or "Get a job you sparkling wiggle!"

by Robbbbbbb May 25, 2007

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