During the act of fellatio, the recipient strategically times the climax in which he ejaculates in order to benefit himself at the expense of the giver . At the exact moment of ejaculation, the man aggressively plugs the sucker's nose, forcing a desperate gasp of air. Subsequently, the giver is anointed with an inhale of love mayonnaise, and the recipient is awarded with a final forceful suck to eliminate any splurge around the edges.
by Dr. O'Brien November 03, 2006
An elderly gentleman, grey of hair, who likes to float on his back in a pool with an errection which stands above the waterline.
by Great snot 87 January 26, 2016
by Thomas broadway January 02, 2010
by m1rag3 July 17, 2010
Take one end of a snorkel and put it in the girls pussy. Take the other end and cum in it and blow into it.
by tom sawww August 11, 2012
When a someone is salad tossing a guy while he lies on his back and his erection is standing straight up so as to appear to be a breathing tube for the submerged asseater.
While on Kyle's bachelor party, we saw a picture of a girl giving a nasty beef snorkel. Without it she surely would have drowned.
by Ass Eater 10 July 11, 2008
the act of one person going in for a kiss, then putting their mouth over their partner's nose instead, blowing through their nose until the air comes out their mouth. annoying and very awkward feeling but actually kind of a cute gesture if it's the right couple...
guy: hey baby come give me a kiss ;)
girl: *suspects nothing*
*both lean in for kiss*
guy: SNORKEL KISS!!!
girl: NOOOOOAAUGH!
girl: *suspects nothing*
*both lean in for kiss*
guy: SNORKEL KISS!!!
girl: NOOOOOAAUGH!
by ~Lesl~ December 25, 2009