Smurf

A term given to dumb players in the Battlefield series. They sit around and do nothing while your squad does everything. Usually snipers on an attacking rush map, how are you going to get the objective by sitting back.
trammellk: Look at that dumbass smurf sitting in our spawn

WWADDICT: How the hell we supposed to win with players like that.

SublimeSouth: We should kill all the fucking smurfs!
by trammellk July 21, 2011
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Guy 1: Dude, what have you been doing?
Guy 2:Oh, i was out back choking a smurf.
by the charlie January 15, 2009
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damn those commies! i mean smurfs
by andrew yeh December 14, 2003
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Smurf-(noun)(adj.)1.a small woodland creature said to be three apples tall and blue

2.a censor word used to cover up profane language
1. That smurf stole my apples!

2. Shut the smurf up
by Avarael May 21, 2008
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Commonly used as a substitute for a swear word.
What the SMURFING SMURF are you SMURFING talking about you mother SMURFING SMURF please leave me the SMURT alone so i can rest in SMURFING peace! SMURFING thank you!
by chya mamma December 08, 2008
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another word for "cocaine". more of an underground word; commonly used so that others are not sure of the topic of conversation.
Hank: "Where's the little miss cokey smurf?"
Runkle: "Blowing away the rest of my money."
by BelleAuBoisDormant March 15, 2011
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A newly entered recruit in Navy boot camp who is thus called on account of wearing blue Navy hoodies and pants for the first week of indoctrination and inprocessing, and until Navy utility uniforms are issued. They are also shorn of their civilian hair styles: bald for males and shoulder-length for females. The clothes worn are also called 'smurfs' or smurfsuits.
The RDC berated the raw smurfs as they failed to grasp the concepts of marching.
by Mongol Cabelin August 10, 2007
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