Shum

Said when someone does something embarrassing or tries to hard to impress but fails.
Also said when someone can't make a come back.

This word was said in sequence with a pitching or stroke of the chin.
( 1990s NZ term)

"You think your ............. , shum you......."

by Erinz1 May 30, 2016

Shum

When a man ejaculates during intercourse, then feels shame immediately after the euphoria of climaxing.

"Yea, I picked this girl up last night...I Shummed so hard."

by ThePurpleDino January 24, 2020

Shum

It´s when you shit and cum at the same.

Person 1: I was so concentrated at cumming yesterday that i didn´t notice i shat myself.
Person 2: Dude, that´s called a shum.

by PraiseTheSun202 April 8, 2020

shum ting

sexy gyals(mainly ginger with crazy eyes). usually got massive tits and a pornstar

carolanne: look over there its a

briony and carolanne: SHUM TING

by crazygyal101 March 8, 2020

Shum

Shum is the mixture of shit and come

He wanted to try some shum out so he asked me to blow in my wife's ass and then eat it

by Bigboililwiri March 16, 2020

Shum

Noun A shum is someone who is annoying or retarted, they tend to never shut up either.

Stfu shum

by ItIzJR May 11, 2020

Shum

The act of shitting and cumming simultaneously. Often accidentally, however seldom unwelcome.

Bro #1: "Hey bro I just blew a fat shum in the bathroom back there!"
Bro #2 "Sick bro! I haven't shummed in ages!"
Bro #1: "yeah it was shumtastic!"

by KHMIKER August 1, 2020