John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.
Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!
by Lamonte james January 6, 2024
Get the National throw short people day mug.A grotesquely gnomish gaggle of ganged-up, overcompensating turbo-manlets who have, in a childish, desperate and doomed attempt at overcoming their crippling manletism, decided to form a midget gang. Once a diminutively dwarfed new recruit has been sexed-into the gang, it is mandatory for him to participate in typical gang activities, for example: tagging up turf by spray-painting garden gnomes at knee height onto garbage cans and pet doors, drinking Tall Boys and huffing Jenkem, prancing around naked except for high heels and assless chaps in their hobbit-hole of a gang hideout while towel snapping each other's posteriors in an effort to toughen themselves up, telling deeply embarrassing tall tales about how they used to be the biggest kid in preschool, injecting themselves with stolen bovine somatotropin in a futile and injudicious bid at escaping their inevitable fate of becoming a prison wife manlet once caught by the law and incarcerated and frantically praying in front of the countless Randy Newman posters adorning the walls of the manlet pit in their hobbit-hole gang hideout while repetitively reciting the lyrics of their favorite song Short People due to their shared obsession with the delusional hope of being blessed with an adult-onset growth spurt by their beloved God and hero Saint Newman.
Jessica: Lol, why are there a bunch of garden gnomes standing on the corner over there? Olivia: It's just a Short People manlet gang. Here, take my magnifying glass and have a closer look. Can you see that they got little hands, little eyes, that they walk around tellin' great big lies? They got little noses and tiny little teeth. Unsurprisingly they wear platform shoes on their nasty, little feet. Jessica: Oh yeah, they got little baby legs and they stand so low - I'd have to pick one of them up just to say hello! Olivia: Well, I don't want no short people 'round here. Jessica: Short people got no reason.
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Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?
1: No man, what happened?
Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.
1: Damn, I missed my chance then.
Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
1: No man, what happened?
Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.
1: Damn, I missed my chance then.
Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021
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