Sexual Saturday

Sexual Saturday is a day on January 25. You have to have sex NO MATTER WHAT with guy, girl or dog😂
Best friend:Hey u ready for sexual Saturday

Other friend:Don’t have anyone

Best friend:What about me

Other friend Eww that’s gay

Best friend:Not today

Other friend:Oh ok
by 699669966997 November 20, 2019
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Stones Saturday

Inaugurated November 2011, Stones Saturday is held on the last Saturday of every month. Stones Saturday involves listening to the Rolling Stones all day while drinking.

Stones Saturday is currently celebrated in Pensacola, FL, Philadelphia, Los Angeles and New Orleans.

Stones Saturday also requires that people celebrating dub themselves with a Stones-themed name.
"Put on 'Gimme Shelter.' It's Stones Saturday."
by jamesmaijstral March 05, 2012
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Saturday Funday

An all-day event, similar to Sunday Funday, but starting on Saturday Morning, involving heavy drinking and some "fun" day-time activities. Hence, Saturday Funday. Drinking begins in the morning, typically around 9:00 am and continues throughout the day, usually ending when you pass-out around 8:00 pm. Often involves a Mimosa or Bloody Mary in the morning, beers during the noon, and RedBull Vodkas in the PM.

Saturday Funday was coined by the boys from Rockham Palace in Hermosa Beach, CA to define a day of friends drinking, playing Beirut, FlipCup and Beach Volleyball. The term has extended all the way to Shanghai, China where it is has been witnessed at; F1, the Purple Mountain Pool Party, during Monkey Balls and at the Sakura Bowling Alley.
Everyone, Saturday Funday tomorrow! Sure, we'll be there at 9:00 am, ready to get our DRINK on!
by Side_ March 23, 2007
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Saturday Ruiner

Someone who doesn't abuse drugs/alcohol and ruins the vibe for everyone else on Saturdays.
Sana is a Saturday Ruiner.
Eric Bang is a Saturday Ruiner
by ihatestupidpeople August 24, 2015
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bastard saturday

Any Sunday night that falls before a Monday holiday. The Wednesday before thanksgiving is bastard Friday. The Fourth of July can cause various illegitimate weekend days.
In the case of a Monday holiday. The Sunday night before becomes an illegitimate non work night. Or bastard Saturday.
by Pummill December 05, 2018
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Saturday Sally

A little sissyboy SJW. Often doesn't realize how neanderthalic they truly are.
Boris: Who is that fuccboi waving that sign around, not responding to the press?
Joe: That's an NFL player, acting like a Saturday Sally. Literally nothing stands in his way of being an absolute bitch of a man, and that's just goddamn sad. You up for pizza?
Boris: Hell yeah man, yeah fuck that Saturday Sally! Let's get some bacon covered goodness!
by SmearedCumYumYum June 07, 2018
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Saturday Lunch

The act of Circumcision when a Rabbi upon cutting off the baby's foreskin with his teeth, consumes said foreskin by sucking on the baby's penis in a circular motion followed by a $30 dollar fee. Only available on Saturdays at the local synagogue.
Rabbi Epstein: *Begins using scissors to cut the boy*
Rabbi Shekelstein: Oy vey Rabbi don't use the scissors your going to give that boy a bagel just use the old Saturday Lunch method.
Rabbi Epstein: You're right Rabbi! *Proceeds in the Saturday lunch method*
by TheCheff March 05, 2020
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