by youngjosh1223 April 04, 2014
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1. The one asshole in the crowd who stands out and even other assholes think he's an asshole. A Jose Santiago has superb nay-sayer skills and can drive any conversation negatively within seconds, he will also pout and storm out of the room like a two year old if he doesn't get his way.
2. An Asshole
3. Someone that as a kid got beat up numerous times and possibly corn holed in school by bigger kids (which was all of them). Now as a big boy he takes these repressed feelings and shares them with everyone in the form of being an A-HOLE.
2. An Asshole
3. Someone that as a kid got beat up numerous times and possibly corn holed in school by bigger kids (which was all of them). Now as a big boy he takes these repressed feelings and shares them with everyone in the form of being an A-HOLE.
1. What a Jose Busdriver Santiago that guy is, if its not his idea he will do his best to shoot the idea down.
2. Two men walk into a meeting
Joe: Ok the man in the black is on our side for this meeting
John: Great
Joe: The asshole in the corner in red is the Jose Busdriver Santiago
John: Yup there are Jose Busdriver Santiago's everywhere
2. Two men walk into a meeting
Joe: Ok the man in the black is on our side for this meeting
John: Great
Joe: The asshole in the corner in red is the Jose Busdriver Santiago
John: Yup there are Jose Busdriver Santiago's everywhere
by thisguyrocks July 11, 2011
A 2 foot tall Mexican child who gets hit up in the DM's a lot, but is still a virgin and too awkward to actually make a move. Typically they are insecure about their penis size and get scared when girls ask for dick pics.
by Evade March 06, 2018
by zapdotshimmy September 11, 2018
The kind of undercarriage man sweat only achieved after days of walking through the steets of santiago in august heat. S.S.S.S.S. Is required in order to achieve the Bolivian Body Spray.
coming back from camping....
"whats that smell?"
"sorry, I have Southern Santiago Sweaty Sack Syndrome"
"whats that smell?"
"sorry, I have Southern Santiago Sweaty Sack Syndrome"
by styxx marino March 07, 2007
the definition of perfect, no english or any word in any other language existing could even begin to fathom the beauty and perfection of this woman. The kindest, most loving, most gorgeous, finest, best body, silky pretty hair, perfectly shaped nose, sensuous eyes, perfect face shape, and godessly facial harmony, long beautiful eyelashes, and elegant eyebrows. funniest and best personality you could ever meet, and hottest, sexiest person to exist in the universe, super easy to fall in love with and will show u all her love back, is truly hand crafted from God himself and has an angelic, melancholic, amazing voice...
kassandra santiago is a sigma
by Panduck May 25, 2024