River Side

Scotts hangout in Memphis, TN. Better than Orange Mound.

Yo homie, lets go back to River Side, Orange Mound blows.

by Sean Roth January 26, 2004

Red River Shootout

1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.

2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.

3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.

4. a annual embarassment for Texas.

Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

roger shitneck

A buffoon. An idiot. Typically this word is clausally laced with other profanities.

You roger shitneck motherfucker, quit shitting on the floor.

You're such a fucking roger shitneck. Now get our troops out of Iraq, (p)resident Bush.

by the vooch October 20, 2004

River Surfer

1) One who surfs river waves on a board. In winter too. In Canada in the winter even.
2) Knows all about kayaker girls with std's (see definition: Kayaker)
3) often comes from southern california to get blue balls.
4) finds the standing position most satisfactory, sitting is for taking a shite.

Dude did you see that river surfer catch that wave? He got std's from those kayaker girls. It's -20C out, his balls must be shrunk by now.

by CalgaryBlue December 8, 2006

roger spindler

The dope ass band teacher at mauston high school when he’s not yelling at the retards in the percussion section he is chatting with most of the band students And telling dirty jokes or even picking on freshman guys that remotely talk to any girls, spindler is such a chad we all know he should be eating ass for a living, spindler is a god amongst mere mortals

Roger spindler is defined as a old man off his rocker but a cool dude
Spindler: wanna here the best pick up line?
Student: sure
Spindler: are you from jamaica because jamaican me crazy!
Student: cool

by The breh moment 420 October 21, 2019

Russian River Shotgun

Fill the chamber of a bong w/ weed smoke, but don't pull it through. Load an empty whipped cream maker with a canister of nitrous oxide. Remove the empty bowl from your bong and insert the male end of the whipped cream maker in its place. Now you're ready. Timing is everything. Simultaneously pull the weed smoke into your lungs as you pull the trigger of the whipped cream maker, releasing the nitrous oxide through the bong and into your bong rip. Enjoy.

That Russian River Shotgun went right to my dome.

by bongbeta January 22, 2009

river stix

River stix is a Greek Myth. It can be used to describe someone as fake.

That girl is such a river stix.

by sssssssssssssssnake May 30, 2016