normal person 1: haha Reece is such a roadman
normal person 2: Yeh, he wears black air forces, Adidas tracksuits, has a beanie and has half their hair shaved off
normal person 1: No.
He got run over on the road.
normal person 2: Yeh, he wears black air forces, Adidas tracksuits, has a beanie and has half their hair shaved off
normal person 1: No.
He got run over on the road.
by blobbfish November 04, 2019
roadman shaq: "da ting goes skrraaa pap pap kak kak kak skib bi skip pap pap and a pup pup krrrut boom skiaat dut dut kut kut dun dun pum pum"
by My big brother September 18, 2017
A wanna be roadman is typically a 12-16 year old who tries to act hard.
They try to use slang but it just sounds a little bit wet when they use it.
Often pick fights with people bigger than them and often pussy out when they actually get squared up.
Chats A LOT OF SHIT.
Often one of a "wanna be roadman" nature has a very high pitched voice.
They try to use slang but it just sounds a little bit wet when they use it.
Often pick fights with people bigger than them and often pussy out when they actually get squared up.
Chats A LOT OF SHIT.
Often one of a "wanna be roadman" nature has a very high pitched voice.
"Ayyyyy Halim is the wettest fuckin' don around, mum's next time i see him im gonna bang that little bitch right in his ugly fuckin face man *kisses teeth*" -*gets beaten up a couple days later by Halim.
"Shut up! Man has bare Ps' u kno. Oh mY DaYs U aRe ThE wEtTeST GUy I kNo MAn UUUUGGGHHHH!"
-Wanna be roadman from yr 7
"Shut up! Man has bare Ps' u kno. Oh mY DaYs U aRe ThE wEtTeST GUy I kNo MAn UUUUGGGHHHH!"
-Wanna be roadman from yr 7
by XxAyubxX October 28, 2019
Typical roadman clothes he's always wearing outta town.
Hoodie and matching colour trackie bottoms or joggers, with his hood and smoking a cigarette.
Hoodie and matching colour trackie bottoms or joggers, with his hood and smoking a cigarette.
by JustAHastyGuy April 04, 2016
A boy
usually aged 9-16
Lonsdale tracksuits are life
Says peng, piff , sound and safe too much
Vapes because too poor for weed
Tries to act tough but they’re like 5 so no one cares
usually aged 9-16
Lonsdale tracksuits are life
Says peng, piff , sound and safe too much
Vapes because too poor for weed
Tries to act tough but they’re like 5 so no one cares
person no.1: oh look it’s that boy who vapes and wears Lonsdale
person no.2: wow what a wannabe roadman
person no.2: wow what a wannabe roadman
by youbanteringme?? March 25, 2018
12 year olds in year 7 acting tough with there Carreras, tracksuits always have there manbag, 97’s, vapourmaxes all types of Nike shoes and drink energy drinks thinking they are hard. Occasionally nicking a drink or two.
by Frosty 🥶 March 24, 2019
A UK Roadman is someone can be a group of roadmen or more then 1 who listens to too much OFB in front of all his mandem but behind them he listens to too much DBE hops on his escooter and catchs mandem lacking unless roadmen are caught lacking.There marjs dont care and they run from the feds thinking there badd SHIVERR ME TIMBERSS OH SCARRRRYYYY Aba Ha Wus .They be looking for grub and chillinng with mandem and 1 of them looks like btec digdat 100%
Sfee my roadman UK roadman
by CahulistentotoomuchDBE January 07, 2021