normal person 1: haha Reece is such a roadman
normal person 2: Yeh, he wears black air forces, Adidas tracksuits, has a beanie and has half their hair shaved off
normal person 1: No.
He got run over on the road.
normal person 2: Yeh, he wears black air forces, Adidas tracksuits, has a beanie and has half their hair shaved off
normal person 1: No.
He got run over on the road.
by blobbfish November 4, 2019
Get the roadmanmug. roadman shaq: "da ting goes skrraaa pap pap kak kak kak skib bi skip pap pap and a pup pup krrrut boom skiaat dut dut kut kut dun dun pum pum"
by My big brother September 18, 2017
Get the roadman shaqmug. A wanna be roadman is typically a 12-16 year old who tries to act hard.
They try to use slang but it just sounds a little bit wet when they use it.
Often pick fights with people bigger than them and often pussy out when they actually get squared up.
Chats A LOT OF SHIT.
Often one of a "wanna be roadman" nature has a very high pitched voice.
They try to use slang but it just sounds a little bit wet when they use it.
Often pick fights with people bigger than them and often pussy out when they actually get squared up.
Chats A LOT OF SHIT.
Often one of a "wanna be roadman" nature has a very high pitched voice.
"Ayyyyy Halim is the wettest fuckin' don around, mum's next time i see him im gonna bang that little bitch right in his ugly fuckin face man *kisses teeth*" -*gets beaten up a couple days later by Halim.
"Shut up! Man has bare Ps' u kno. Oh mY DaYs U aRe ThE wEtTeST GUy I kNo MAn UUUUGGGHHHH!"
-Wanna be roadman from yr 7
"Shut up! Man has bare Ps' u kno. Oh mY DaYs U aRe ThE wEtTeST GUy I kNo MAn UUUUGGGHHHH!"
-Wanna be roadman from yr 7
by XxAyubxX October 28, 2019
Get the wanna be roadmanmug. Typical roadman clothes he's always wearing outta town.
Hoodie and matching colour trackie bottoms or joggers, with his hood and smoking a cigarette.
Hoodie and matching colour trackie bottoms or joggers, with his hood and smoking a cigarette.
by JustAHastyGuy June 25, 2016
Get the Roadman Uniformmug. A boy
usually aged 9-16
Lonsdale tracksuits are life
Says peng, piff , sound and safe too much
Vapes because too poor for weed
Tries to act tough but they’re like 5 so no one cares
usually aged 9-16
Lonsdale tracksuits are life
Says peng, piff , sound and safe too much
Vapes because too poor for weed
Tries to act tough but they’re like 5 so no one cares
person no.1: oh look it’s that boy who vapes and wears Lonsdale
person no.2: wow what a wannabe roadman
person no.2: wow what a wannabe roadman
by youbanteringme?? May 15, 2018
Get the Wannabe Roadmanmug. 12 year olds in year 7 acting tough with there Carreras, tracksuits always have there manbag, 97’s, vapourmaxes all types of Nike shoes and drink energy drinks thinking they are hard. Occasionally nicking a drink or two.
by Frosty 🥶 March 24, 2019
Get the Roadman Wannabemug. A superior human being who has the power of a gun, with only words. He is a true hero to our nation of 12 year olds all around the globe.
Here is his most powerful words "Da ting go skkkkrrrraaa, papakakaka
Skivipipopop and a poopooturrrboom skrra, tutukukututoom, poompoom" Here is how we can use this god in a sentence "Roadman Shaq is a true bawss"
Skivipipopop and a poopooturrrboom skrra, tutukukututoom, poompoom" Here is how we can use this god in a sentence "Roadman Shaq is a true bawss"
by motherduckerpowpow October 12, 2017
Get the Roadman Shaqmug.