file review

A term used when you stalk someone on a social media website.

I'll need to do a complete file review on her before I ask her out.

by Creamy Ice September 19, 2013

Minturnal Review

Compulsively masturbating in the bathroom at work.

1) Gene has been giving the latest issue of SWANK the Minturnal Review for over 45 minutes.
2) This is an interesting proposal I will give it a Minturnal Review this afternoon.

by sgt. roy batty September 10, 2016

Urban dictionary definition reviews

a lonely group of fat single men who spend their time picking their noses and eating it, can usually be found trawling through the internet to find the most boring definitions to publish. the reviewer is usually very successful at making urban dictionary more boring than most other dictionaries, such as 'Colin's dictionary' which is a much more exciting and humorous read.

guy one: "i bumped into one of those urban dictionary reviewers today, smelled like shit"
girl one: "hey my granddad is an urban dictionary reviewer!"
guy one:"well he can fuck off then, nose picking , shitty bag of wank gravy" urban dictionary definition reviews

by BigBlueSquid November 24, 2016

Revision

Sitting and reading the crap you've been learning all year and taking none of it in, so you can do just as bad on whatever exam you're revising for as you would have done without it.

Mum: How did you get this U? I thought you did revision?

Tom: But I did mum! I did..

by Steds April 15, 2009

document review

A position for attorneys that is not as good as being a BigLaw Associate or a federal court clerk, but is infinitely better and more interesting than working in insurance defense. Pays better, too.

BigLaw is Heaven.
Document review is Purgatory.
Insurance defense is the 7th Circle of Hell.

by Akshen July 7, 2006

Revis

Revis is a word that can replace all other words. It can be every part of speech and have any meaning. It is the perfect word. It was derived from the last name of the probowl cornerback's Darrelle Revis' last name. Revis does not have to replace a positive word, but can also replace a negative word. Revis will eventually take over the english language.

I drank like ten beers, i was so revis.

Revis is such a hot piece of ass.

Same revis, different day.
All that and a bag of revis.
It's the best thing since sliced revis.
Revis actually has a rap song called Friday Night Lights.

etc.

by cschweitzer January 23, 2011

Performance Review

A process where some cunt you're forced to spend far too much time with sits you down and wastes an hour of your life every year telling you how wonderful they are and how rubbish you are in order to justify their own meaningless existence and make them feel powerful.

The degree of shit you'll receive generally depends on how well you've covered up the cunt's mistakes over the year and also depends on how brown your tongue is from ass licking over the year.

To be treated with utter contempt unless you are a brown tongued ass licker in which case you can fuck off. PS your colleagues hate you.

Manager: It's time for your Performance Review

Employee: Woo! I can't wait for this valuable loopback session!

Fast forward for an hour:

Manager: So in summary, you've met all of your objectives all year and been a key member of the team. We're not giving you a pay award however as you've had a haircut that was outside of our dress code and appearance policy and took a day off when your father died and expected to be paid for it.

by HR_Advisory January 4, 2012