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Erection Rejection Selection

A set of mental images used by a member of the male sex to lose an erection that appears at an inappropriate or awkward time.
Oh no! A boner right before my Biology presentation? Time to employ my erection rejection selection!
by Beast_modez November 7, 2009
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detention

-a room where you sit in when a teacher wants you to "think about what youve done"
-where most people get sent to for tardies and gum
"I got detention for gum again"
by Whatever, Like I really care January 19, 2008
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receptionist

answer phone, sign for packages, sit and do practically nothing all day..get bitched at by over caffinated people on the other end of the phone
receptionist: im sorry i dont have theitr personal number but i can transfer you.
caffine freak: GAH fine i guess *sigh*
by mouse_347 August 25, 2007
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erection rejection

1) When standing in public with an intentionally huge bulge in your pants so that your girl (or any girl) can plainly see your state of excitement, and such girl(s) ignore you.

2) When dirty dancing with your girlfriend and you rub your big ol doinker against her leg (or any other body part) and she is turned off (not attracted to) your ovations.
Man, I really had blueballs the other day after Jen gave me erection rejection.
by Frank Klaune October 20, 2004
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fit receptionist

A really fit and horny mother 'ucker of a receptionist who gets stared at by stalker "smonzie"
by man 32145 June 12, 2009
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anal rejection

the involuntary constriction of the sphincter muscles due to insertion of objects; including but not limited to large dicks, dildos, and other foreign objects.

the tightening of the butthole with sensory awareness of anal intercourse.
my girlfriend had anal rejection the first time we tried anal sex.

every time my dick get near her butt, I get anal rejection.

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by theliberian October 27, 2015
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Birkhölzer-Rejection-Principle (BRP)

The effect of trusting someone less, due to an inspirational quote on their social media profiles.
His LinkedIn profile totally triggers my Birkhölzer-Rejection-Principle (BRP) - it is full of Steve Jobs quotes.
by AliceAlice September 7, 2020
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