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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

When you take a white light bulb and stick it in a woman on the rag and then you plug it in.
He gave his girl a rudolph the red-nosed reindeer lastnight!
by slap chop December 19, 2010
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A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.
"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"
by Yharimus September 27, 2023
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Chocolate Reindeer

When a guy, possibly drunk and dressed as Santa, gives his partner one up the arse from behind, whilst grabbing her hair ( preferably pigtailed for full giddy up effect ) and saying Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!
Boast; The missus was so pissed last night, she let me ride the Chocolate Reindeer!
by Used_Fuzzbox December 18, 2013
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Plastic Reindeer

When you put antlers on someone, wrap them in plastic wrap, and proceed to have very rough anal sex. Great for the Holidays or BDSM!
"Yo, my girl said I could give her a Plastic Reindeer!"

Guess Christmas came early!
by Rodger Stewart August 6, 2016
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mama reindeer

Mama reindeer is yore best friend. She's there for u when you need her and she's really loyal. She can do whatever you ask her. Don't miss the chance to own one of these magnificent reindeers.
Wow that girl is such a mama reindeer! I can't believe she just helped that old lady!
by -allie November 20, 2015
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reindeer punch

a donkey punch, but more festive for the hoelidays
Yo bro did u reindeer punch her last night?
Yeah, dude it was sick!!!!
by pseudoname20040402 March 25, 2016
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