by slap chop December 19, 2010
Get the Rudolph the red-nosed reindeermug. A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.
"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"
by Yharimus September 27, 2023
Get the Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metalmug. A deer of the tundra and subarctic regions of Eurasia and North America, both sexes of which have large branching antlers. Most Eurasian reindeer are domesticated and used for drawing sledges and as a source of milk, flesh, and hide.
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let pour Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him,
as they shouted out with glee.
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you’ll go down in history!"
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let pour Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him,
as they shouted out with glee.
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you’ll go down in history!"
by bluestinger66 September 21, 2022
Get the reindeermug. 
by RJG wordsRus December 1, 2017
Get the reindeer hoofmug. Reindeer Rearranging (n):
The rearrangement of artificial animal home-lawn holiday decorations into sexual positions whilst the owner of the property is unaware of the rearrangement. Usually at night in a “drive-by” scenario.
The rearrangement of artificial animal home-lawn holiday decorations into sexual positions whilst the owner of the property is unaware of the rearrangement. Usually at night in a “drive-by” scenario.
“Hey guys, wanna go reindeer rearranging tonight?”
“Sure! But no one is going to be able to top last year when we put that reindeer and Christmas pig upside down doin’ it doggy in that pine tree.”
“Sure! But no one is going to be able to top last year when we put that reindeer and Christmas pig upside down doin’ it doggy in that pine tree.”
by MattyP210 December 19, 2018
Get the reindeer rearrangingmug. by serenitysdemonhoe December 7, 2021
Get the reindeer clanmug.