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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

When you take a white light bulb and stick it in a woman on the rag and then you plug it in.
He gave his girl a rudolph the red-nosed reindeer lastnight!
by slap chop December 19, 2010
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A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.
"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"
by Yharimus September 27, 2023
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mama half reindeer

a fake butt enhanced by surgery belonging to a woman who regularly paints her house using cream cheese
After I found out my wife has a mama half reindeer, I started using regular paint.
by Cactus Malpractice Fan August 21, 2025
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reindeer girl

Similar to a horse girl, but for girls into reindeer. They tend to be complete smoke shows and a freak in sheets. Warning, will always love their herd more than their partners. Confusingly large concentration that live in central Pennsylvania.
Forget about horse girls, I wanna reindeer girl. They’re all baddies.
by HorseGirlEnthusiast March 7, 2022
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Racist Reindeer

WHAT THE!! That dumb reindeer gotta be high to be rasist
by XDomglolomg December 7, 2018
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Plastic Reindeer

When you put antlers on someone, wrap them in plastic wrap, and proceed to have very rough anal sex. Great for the Holidays or BDSM!
"Yo, my girl said I could give her a Plastic Reindeer!"

Guess Christmas came early!
by Rodger Stewart August 6, 2016
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Reindeer

Gay moose/faggot moose/queer moose/fruity moose/rainbow moose
That’s a reindeer moose you can tell because their are 2 males in a small la home with a miniature poodle eating gourmet food.
by Not a reindeer October 6, 2021
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