rectal fury

The wave of severe diarhea which wreaks havoc on the digestive tract.

That chinese hot sauce gave me hardcore rectal fury!

by BAFUNGUDAMICHI June 28, 2005

Rectal Kisser

It's where two individuals put their ass cheeks together and begin contracting their anus in rhythmic form - contract and relax. It can be be quick or slow, or even hard pressed like a french kiss. Typically performed by homosexuals. (I assume lol)

Dude...I think Neil is rectal kisser.

Hey man, what the fuck are Neil and Bob doing in there? They been in there for over an hour. I bet their rectal kissing again!

by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009

rectal romeo

Someone who romances his way into someone's rectum

James is a Rectal Romeo

by Dave Baumgartner October 10, 2006

Rectal Smog

When one passes gas/farts/toots/etc so severely that it seems to change the density and consistency of the air.

"Man, that fart was so nasty it created some rectal smog! There's even a haze!"

"These beans are going to help me release some rectal smog..."

by James the Crippler April 23, 2008

rectal brooming

To poke, prod, or otherwise attempt to insert the handle of a broom or mop (or any cylindrical object of the appropriate size, e.g., a flashlight) into the rectum.

This apparently is a hazing procedure that recently came to light in a story from Arizona in which two boys (aged 18 and 19 years old) were accused of performing "rectal brooming" on 18 middle school boys aged 11 to 15. Apparently, the victims' clothes remained on during the assualt. These charges were originally classified as felony sexual assualt, and later downgraded to a misdemeanor. The current spin is that the incidents were a hazing gone wrong. One of the boys charged is the son of a prominent politician and is a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, giving this incident widespread recognition and debate.

by T Grimes April 24, 2006

Rectal Sandbox

When you excrete explosive feces from your behind and some of the feces sticks to your butt cheeks and crusts over, therefore creating a sandbox from your rectum.

I had Taco Bell last night which caused me to create a rectal sandbox.

by gigidygigidy69 July 16, 2022

Rectal Baby

1) A really big turd that has moved into ones rectum and pushing to get out.

2) A big compacted poop created by having some bum loving before evacuating ones bowls.

Urgh, I think Im about to give birth to a rectal baby!

Hey Joe...I wanna have your rectal babies...

by FuzzyFrog July 26, 2010