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bumping raisins

When two women engage in female lesbian sex. Bumpings clit on clit. In simpler terms, two girls rubbing pussy on pussy.
"Omg girl, Lindsey and Andrea are totally bumping raisins"
by LesbianLoverLKAH May 13, 2017
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Butt Raisins

Fine clusters of excrement that have solidified on the ends of pubic hairs in the rectal region.

Also double as excellent munitions.
Andrè plucked a butt raisin from the crusty rim of his anus, flicking it nonchalantly at the other people on the bus.
by Professor Rape PhD July 28, 2003
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Raisin Thursday

When you come into work on Thursday thinking it is Friday, just to find out that it is not. Comparable to buying a chocolate chip cookie only to find out on the first bite it is in fact a raisin cookie.
Sweet! Only two hours until the weekend!

Dude, it's not Friday.

What? Fucking raisin Thursdays.
by MrSkulled December 9, 2012
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Raisin Ranch

An old folks home. Where you drop your parents off when they get old, and are pretty much useless. I hope I never get old.
"You'd better start walking, or I'll drop you at a Raisin Ranch", said Karen to her Mother.

"My Mom works at a raisin ranch, cleaning old people's asses", I said.

"You're headed straight for the raisin ranch when you retire, Ed!" I exclaimed.
by pallybear December 23, 2005
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Raisin Bread

An orgy involving a morbidly obese asian woman and eight midgets with reasonably dark or tanned skin, preferably being african-american or hispanic.
In the olden days, raisin bread only cost a nickel.
by Uber Gottlich PAMF December 9, 2010
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Dirty raisin

A dirty raisin is a butthole that is noticeably smelly or has poop remnants.
I was slamming that girl last night and that's girl had a dirty raisin.
by Jbski July 22, 2016
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Raisin Beard

When a man shaves all his pubic hair except for the hair on his testicles, and let's the hair grow like a beard. A form of manscaping.
Hey did you hear he's growing a raisin beard.

I wonder how I would look with a big bushy raisin beard.
by Meeswee July 5, 2019
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