day of the rake

Future annexation of canada by America.

It comes from the fact that canada's national flag is of a fucking leaf.
canadian: 'Murica sucks were so superior
American: The day of the rake is coming
by America1776America August 31, 2018
mugGet the day of the rakemug.

rake yohn

The smoothest pimp around.
Whazzup? My namizzle is Rakizzile Yohnizzle. Wanna fizzle?
by Rakizzile March 1, 2004
mugGet the rake yohnmug.

Clam Rake

Male facial hair of the upper lip, used primarily of course for lip warmth, style and of course rakin' clams. The clam rake provides a superior eating out experience for all involved, and is a prized tool of clammers. A thick rake can effectively assist in the pleasuring of just about any and all clam species known to man, although extensive global research still needs to be conducted, Maine clammers swear by the tool, so much so in fact that many Maritime Academies throughout the nation have instituted no facial hair policy, due to a sharp influx of clams in flatts near such sites. Risks of clam raking include but are not limited to outbreaks of red tide , which can shut down clamming operations altogether. Alright, but enough beating around the bush, literally and figuratively, we're not talking about harvesting mollusks we're talking about mowing down on some good ol' pussy.
1st Female- Wow look at that clam rake, I bet he knows how to work the flatts.

2nd Female- Oh yeah that is that Cam D, heard he knows how to cut right through the muff and get to the clams, should see how he handles those tines.

1st Female- (shoves second female out of her way and proceeds directly towards Cam D)

Clam Raking Commences shortly there after.
by Bisquickandturkey101 November 30, 2011
mugGet the Clam Rakemug.

rake yohn

Yeah, Bush says we have no idea where he is now, but he'll "mysteriously appear" in mid/late October 2004.
Rake Yohn is a ficticious threat to America.
by Liberalsarehot March 11, 2004
mugGet the rake yohnmug.

poop rake

A penis with a head that is much wider than its shaft. The intended image is of feces being scraped or "raked" from an anus upon withdrawal of the penis during and after anal sex.
I don't want no small ones...and don't gimme that damned poop rake either.

Mine's kind of a poop rake, if I don't clean up right away there's shit everywhere.
by SouthSt.Louis February 28, 2007
mugGet the poop rakemug.

Rake it up

After money has been thrown at a stripper or dancer of some sort collecting the money is like raking up leaves
by CMSVB October 2, 2017
mugGet the Rake it upmug.

Rake Yohn

Hitler wanna-be. Also see "fucked" and "about to die". While valiantly trying to hide in civilian neiborhoods and cowardly letting his soldiers get slaughtered, American troops will track his chicken ass down. Then I will bitchslap his ass.
by GO AMERICA!! March 21, 2004
mugGet the Rake Yohnmug.

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