Quail-Man

Any person who solves problems through non-violent means, usually by making a rowdy person feel "helpless and stupified."
Originated from the Nick TV show Doug, in which Quail-Man fought evil with patience, intelligence, speed, and the "Quail-Eye."

Whoa, Quail-Man, you sure put that drunk in his place.

by DougFan March 14, 2005

quaglomeration

the process of replacing competant onshore resources with incompetent offshore resources with the purpose of providing a cost effective IT solution that more times than not results in a clusterfuck of mamoth proportions.

By outsourcing our IT department we will form a quaglomeration that will result in many bonuses for company executives.

by kreeshna August 30, 2010

Quagraine

A Quagraine is a type of pomegranate. It releases mentally impairing hormones after being digested. Side effects include uncontrollable laughter, inability to stand up straight, a sudden urge to eat colorful tissues, and a desire to stick noodles down one's shirt.

Person 1: Naana is stuffing noodles down her shirt again.

Person 2: Did she eat another Quagraine?

Person 1: Yeah.

by mcsqiggles April 10, 2011

Quagmire Arm

When one's primary arm is much larger than the other, leading people to assume that one engages in a successive amount of masturbation

Person 1: "Dude, I'm throwing shot put this year"

Person 2: "Aren't you worried about getting Quagmire Arm?"

by dkduerjccnsdhkjhmcicdufcamjcnf March 10, 2015

quail punch

The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.

That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!

by DaddyScranton July 27, 2016

quager

no meaning, Can mean anything.

"i'm on my way to quager your mom"

by mom quagerer October 1, 2020

quagga

slur against MAN WHORES

Stewie: (british Accent) Brian you are such a quagga you cant never stay with one woman.

Brian: *drinks alcohol*

by SHUTUAP January 12, 2023