Quarantine Thirst

When you spend so long in isolation that you start getting overcome with horny thoughts and can’t help but go after sexy times with folks you never would in normal times

Aishanee come down wit dat quarantine thirst hard lately! You see those scandalous stories she posted to da gram?!

by Lynke June 18, 2020

quarantine buddy

Someone who occupies your time during the COVID-19 quarantine. (Also see friends with benefits, fuck buddy, could also be just a friend. Really what ever you want it to mean)

Want to be my quarantine buddy? Don’t make me spend this time alone.

by Taybo93 November 15, 2020

Quarantine 19

The weight you gain due to inactivity and boredom eating while being quarantined due to the Coronavirus.
A play on Freshman 15.

Ross: You put on some weight, bro?
Jim: Yeah, I've gotta hit the gym to shed my Quarantine 19

by Arteth March 27, 2020

Quarantine Bae

When you get in a relation ship during quarantine (COVID-19) for the duration of the quarantine and after it’s over you guys break up

Quarantine is over now I guess you can’t be my quarantine bae no more

by Fly samurai April 5, 2020

Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine

by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021

Quarantine eyes

The look some one gives you during a quarantine that says if this is the end lets get naked.

My neighbor never appealed to me before but she gave me the quarantine eyes and right now I've got my fear goggles on so giddy up.

by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

Quarantine Quaff

Quarantine Quaff- (n) 1. A hairstyle resulting from salon neglect caused by coronavirus isolation. 2. Similar to the messy teacher bun but, with roots showing and pertaining to anyone with hair shoulder length or longer.

Oh my God, Karen, your quarantine quaff is so boufo!

by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020