purple headed poop plow

Purple headed poop plow-- commonly refered to as a penis when used for anal sex.

I'm going to give that girl my purple headed poop plow.

by Pedro Carbejal October 21, 2015

purple headed yogurt spitter

A purple headed yogurt spitter is a nickname for a man's genitalia.

"john looked down with a shy smile as Jenny took his purple headed yogurt spitter into her mouth with vigor"

by Stefan the English Man December 22, 2015

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

After constant masturbation or jerking off for over six hours because your girlfriend left you for your brother after finding out you have testicular cancer in which all of your cum becomes thick and purple just like your bruised nutsack.

After last night I was stuck with a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.

by MayFucker March 26, 2019

purple headed bloom fairy

a male's statue that is below the waistline and above the knees, usually called the penis or erected or flacid male genetalia also known as a dick.

I stuck my purple headed bloom fairy in her vertical bacon smile.

by Will B February 24, 2004

Purple headed yogurt shooter

A penis.

He can't stop playing with his purple headed yogurt shooter.

by yermomgoestocollege81 March 31, 2009

purple headed yogurt slinger

Erect Penis

Timmy swung his Purple Headed yogurt slinger in my face right before he blew his load.

by GayinNovi September 22, 2013

Purple headed yogurt shooter

A " man part" also reffered to as razberry helmet head

Damn dude, his purple headed yogurt shooter must hurt after that night.

by Astromanboyguy January 26, 2010