ass prophet

the leader of all assholes!!

nyran is the king of all the ass prophets!

by sal February 3, 2004

Fortnite Prophet

There is only one fortnite prophet. This man is the most deadliest player of all. If you happen to come across him, run the other way, just give up and quit the match. However, this man is among us in the city of sauga so beware.

“Silentbang8 eliminated KraveChex” OMG it’s the fortnite prophet, run for your life.

by Fortnite Prophet March 2, 2018

Crazed Prophet

An unstable individual that aspires to preach to its victims. Their are many Crazed Prophets that are seen today.

Sewer Prophets.
Phrophets of Tongues.
Prophets of doom.
Prophets of cheese and other various dairy products.

Victim: "Oh shit i think its a Crazed Prophet... OH SHIT GET OUT OF HERE"

Crazed Prophet of Tongues: "Eruagh! Blagar Blagar toom gap! Eck tu mananana!"

by Louis Green November 25, 2005

Obese The Prophet

One of the most accomplished Hip Hop producers to ever come from the state of Maine. He has worked with a ton of artists including Denaun Porter of D-12, Ya Boy, Dave Gutter, Jeremy Greene, Walter McCarty, Thommy Kane and Shane Reis to name a few. He has released albums and instrumental tapes since 2003. His unique name was given to him in high school by close friends. He started out making beats in 1999 in his home in Kennebunkport Maine. He has a political science degree.

Obese The Prophet is one to most well known hip hop producers in the state of Maine.

by UrbanDicMod1324 November 28, 2020

Obese The Prophet

a white rapper/producer from Portland, ME

Bro have you heard the new Obese The Prophet album on iTunes?? Buy it!!!

by ObeseTheProphet February 7, 2010

Scrodo The Prophet

a true psychic who resides in the small town of Whippany, New Jersey. He is pretty well known across the internet and known to appear on 4chan.org

Scrodo The Prophet knew that Obama would be elected president.

by Alicia Abbs March 4, 2009

Penile prophet

A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.

My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.

by Deadrune April 6, 2017