poor man's Porsche

1) Any of the cheapest offerings from the Porsche auto company, especially anything from the Boxster line.

2) Any low-end item from a prestigious manufacturer.

My idiot boss thinks he's hot shit because he got a new sportscar, but it's just a poor man's Porsche.

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That watch is the poor man's Porsche of Rolexes.

by gumpish July 12, 2006

poor man's cocaine

Another name for methamphetamines. Also known as speed, crystal, meth, clear, white.

Person 1: Want some clear?

Person 2: Nah man, save the poor man's cocaine for yourself.

by fakyuba34 June 7, 2020

Poor Man’s Treasure Chest

Anus or ass hole; a place where feces exits, an orifice for anal sex, or a place where prisoners hide things.

1. Stop talking shit or I’m going to put my foot in your poor man’s treasure chest.
2. That girl from tinder was kinky, she let me put my dick in her poor man’s treasure chest!

by Shortbus93 December 7, 2018

poor man's Toboggan

when a man is fucking a girl he turns her around as if going doggy style and inserts dick in her ass then donkey punch the person in the face then finally rides her down the stairs while screaming wooooo

During sex Nick turned Sarah over as were going doggy style and punches her in the face and gives her the poor man's Toboggan down attic stairs

by C2M1 October 9, 2008

Poor Man's Toboggan

when you are fucking a girl halfway through you flip her over donkey punch her in the face then stick your dick in her ass and ride her down the stairs yelling

When John Babcock was fucking his sister Emily Babcock he decided to give her the Poor Man's Toboggan and ride her down 2 flights of stairs

by C2M1 October 15, 2008

Poor-man's chioppino

A concoction of French salad dressing and dead bugs collceted from light fixtures. The mixture is usually consumed on a dare by dishwashers or busboys who are bored out of their skulls and start making their own fun.

If I eat this piece of raw bacon you've got to down a glass of poor-man's chioppino.

by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006

poor man's abortion

Striking a pregnant woman in suck a way as to deliberately cause her to miscarry.

"Yeah my girlfriend was pregnant but I gave her a poor man's abortion"

by jjjk July 29, 2006