Potato/Cat

Defined as a cat mutated into a potato do to the advantageous benefits of being made completely of starch.

"Wow, that's a well grown potato/cat!"
"Hey it's not called a PotatoCat it's called a Potato/Cat

by TlustyTai June 22, 2009

Texas Potato Chip

When you cum on a girls leg and let it dry, and then you force her to eat it off

"Dude i love texas potato chips"

by beandipthe3 March 4, 2010

potato chip fart

when someone eats potato chips and then when they fart, it smells like potato chips but it smells sweet. this is only good for girlz.

dammm veronica ate potato chips and laid a "potato chip fart". it smelt good tho =

by king of me January 26, 2010

San Francisco potato chip

The act of ejaculating on your partner's back. Then wait for the substance to dry. Carefully, peel off and feed it to your companion. Popular in Lakewood, OH as well. First established in 1998.

I woke up in the middle of the night and enjoyed the perfect snack of San Francisco potato chips!

by GuitarGirl May 9, 2006

sweet potato custard

The female Genitalia. Also known as "Pussy".

In the words of the Ying Yang Twins.

I aint got a dick for trick I got a treat for buyin
that'll sweat the owner
tell the customer, pie for sale and its sweet potato custard.

by Daniel K Webb March 13, 2007

dirty potato chip

When engaging in sex from behind the male in the situation pulls out and ejaculates on to the back of the female and promptly pulls her in for some sweet spooning action. All along this ejaculatory fluid is drying to a "crust" Upon waking from the sex induced slumber you have just enjoyed you feed her the "crust" like a potato chip. Betcha can't have just one.

A: You want to do what to Eva Mendes??
B: I totally would give Eva Mendes a Dirty Potato Chip!!
A: You mean you would unknowingly feed her your dry cum??
B: Yes, Yes I would!
A: I totally Dirty Potato Chipped your mom!

by Amandaholes November 6, 2007

Potato Chip

Noun: See crunchy and salty in regards to the second definition.
Definition one- A delicious snack consisting of thinly sliced potatos, oil, and salt, cooked to a crisp, and enjoyed by fat Americans everywhere.
Definition two- A person who is both salty and crunchy. They have a feeling of discontent or otherwise, and feel as though they have done too much cocaine.

"Dude John is such a potato chip. I can't even handle him right now"

by Kneegrodamus October 16, 2013