plumb locomotive

Just because someone has all of da "Thomas the Tank Engine" episodes on VHS/DVD and/or owns a large model-railroad layout doesn't mean dat he's actually "plumb locomotive".
by QuacksO October 30, 2023
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plumb build

A build of a Windows XP system from a ghost image.
The image is out of date and lacks recent software installations.
Ordinary things that worked only the day before suddently do not work due to lacking software and configuration.
I did a plumb build of my car - it doesn't work now.
by Wintermute April 25, 2005
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plumb plucker

What I call my fat fuckin thumbs
Let me slide this plumb plucker n that mouth and that booty heo
by Cecilia bumtrinket January 12, 2021
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Plumb Cunt

When someone makes a monumental stupid choice and it effects the outcome of the whole situation.
Paint the wall Red Gareth
“Ok”

“ The wall is Green Gareth, why have you done that you Plumb Cunt”

“Oooops, I thought you said Green”
by Merv the swerve February 07, 2021
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Plumbing Contract

When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.
We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.
by Dave a Klein April 06, 2022
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Thumb Plumb

A thumb plumb is when there is a lump of shit left on the thumb after thumbing an arse.
Holy shit, you should have seen the size of the thumb plumb she left.
by Biggaybear April 02, 2013
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