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Pluoting

Pluoting - the act of eating something when your supposed to be answering a question. Comes from the fruit Pluot (a hybrid of plum and apricot). First heard on Episode 2 of the Who's Your Daddy podcast.
The student couldn't answer the teachers unexpected question becuse he was pluoting his candy bar.
by Cliff K September 10, 2005
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That is so Pluto

You still have a VCR, that is so Pluto.
by Avi Orlow June 17, 2007
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hung like planet pluto

having a penis that is hard to see with the naked eye
"man he's hung like planet pluto"
by kelly pierce September 17, 2006
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Plucoro

Plucoro is the act of force feeding a bondaged slave Juicy Fruit.
Person 1: Oh no! Frodo Gazoro is using his Magical Plucoro!

Bondage Slave: OH NOOOOOOO!!! RRRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!
by KillerPie69 August 26, 2013
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Pluto

A pluto is a person who is small yet everyone cares about them because they're so important and wonderful whether or not they're apart of something.
"You're such a pluto. Next time we'll invite you."
by khallanal December 26, 2016
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plakolming

Noun.
The act of ignoring ones question, answering everything else and making silly jokes. And lastly, refusing to give an answer until the last minute of the event.
For fuck's sake Filip is plakolming again
by skunci November 1, 2019
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Plutonitron

The common term for the ninth "planet" from the sun. known by the common man as "Pluto," Plutonitron crosses an orbit with Neptune, the eighth planet (Notice how it's not in quotes) from the sun. What most people don't know or refuse to accept (Despite the countless evidence) is that ol' Plutonitron is not actually composed of rock and gas. Plutonitron is actually a sentient being, composed primarily of metal alloys and advanced circuitry currently not comprehendible by Earth's most brilliant science people. Elon Musk currently has a 120 million dollar reward for anyone who is able to understand Plutonitron's hardware, composion, goals, and dreams. What does it what? Why is it here? What pronouns does Plutonitron identify with? What is Sanjaya Malakar up to these days?

As of November, 2019, Plutonitron has come under much controversy as the environmentalist group Planet Pals criticize the SpaceX CEO for "Whoring out this stunning, brave, and beautiful being who does not consent to the scrutiny and judgement of the scientific community!" The automaton rights activist group, ProBot, based out of San Francisco, California, has called Musk's reward program a "heinous bounty for the assassination of the blameless planet of Plutonitron. The fact that the U.N.S.C. stands idly by while this travesty is allowed to happen shows that we are at the height of celestial bigotry in this country."
The planets go as follows: Murcurus, Vernus, Eurs, Marzo, Jupitimus, Ringy Boy, Butthole, Nepitism, and your boi Plutonitron!
by hfin498 October 3, 2020
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