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poomp

A word used by Scottish people when someone 'lets one off'. Someone who poomps often, becomes a poomper.
Fiona "ooh, i just did a wee poomp!"

Alan "och aye, you're a lil poomper, you are"
by ParkwayDrivePpl. March 4, 2011
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monela apadom ploom ploom

Can be used to imply that the person who is trying to be humorous is infact unfunny and is boring you. Has its roots in Latin
"This comedian sucks!!! Monela apadom ploom ploom!"
by Jareth October 12, 2003
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PLOMP

the physical act of taking a shit. Usually after suffering from constipation for several days.
1:John made plomp all over Mary's bare head.

2:when i was sitting in the park there was some plomp on the floor next to me.
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 4, 2004
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ploompa

a ploompa scratched my nose last week
by ticklemejojothetwinkie August 20, 2011
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ploopla

An explosion of joy usually in relation to a slight excretion of poopy but no always.
OMIGOD im sooo happy to see you!! PLOOPLA!!
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Plooped

A word used to describe the act of spilling a viscose substance (usually food) onto an unsuitable surface (past tense)
You've plooped your dinner down yourself
by TheDropperer January 2, 2014
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plompen

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

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by somebody once told me March 24, 2017
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