painting porcelain

the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown

"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."

by triebkore March 16, 2012

Soupy panties

When a female gets super horny and her gine starts dripping wet-- makes her panties soupy.

She was so wet and horny she had soupy panties.

by robssssss December 27, 2011

dead window painting

Art drawn on Windows windows that have stopped responding by dragging another window over the dead window. Results in multiple copies of the dragged window and if dragged artistically can be very saddening when the dead window starts responding again.

- "Hey, that's some sweet Dead Window Painting you have there."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."

by austinhaws October 18, 2008

Music Festival Panties

Panties that have been worn continuously for three days or more.

"My music festival panties stink like three-day-old beef strips."

by dikdik-from-IRC December 30, 2011

fake ass panties

Padded underwear designed to give you a more juicy ass. Fake ass panties are completely misleading and are worse than a padded bra in regards to false advertising.

Oh, with her fake ass panties on, jenny actually has an ass... haha jenny can't wait to go twerking

by rapunzabel June 10, 2017

Barf in my panties

A phrase used to describe how you feel towards something that is gross, repulsive, appalling, unsightly, unfathomable, or revolting.

BIMP used for short.

Did you hear that Jessie hooked up with Declan? He reeks! Ewww! Barf in my panties!

by richieselznick June 7, 2018

Cum-stained Panties

Need I say any fuckin' more?

After eating her cunt I wanted dessert, so I sucked on her cum-stained panties!

by NudityInSolitude October 14, 2004