Someone who is a noob, only unlike a regular noob, they have absolutely no chance of becoming anything more. They are permanently a noob. Permanoob status can result from a long line of noobly mistakes, or one mistake so huge a person can never live it down.
Did you hear jacie locked her keys in the car on that trip and her spare keys were hundreds of miles away?!?
YA! she is a total permanoob!
Dude! I can not beat this level no matter what I do!
Sounds about right permanoob, let a pro take over.
YA! she is a total permanoob!
Dude! I can not beat this level no matter what I do!
Sounds about right permanoob, let a pro take over.
by DB_KG March 26, 2010
Get the Permanoob mug.when you go into a store, and are swarmed buy employees or "salespeople," trying to "help" you with your decision on what to buy. you then feel obligated to purchase something from the store just to get them off your back. their creepy persistence makes you feel as if you try to leave the store with out buying something, the doors will slam shut, and you will be trapped inside until you are indeed "convinced."
basic persian pressure:
"this beautiful persian rug will look wonderful in your office, my friend. very high quality. i give it to you for only $3000.
or do you like this one? this one has a very beautiful floral design. for you, i give half off. only $4500.
it's up to you. so which one will it be?"
"this beautiful persian rug will look wonderful in your office, my friend. very high quality. i give it to you for only $3000.
or do you like this one? this one has a very beautiful floral design. for you, i give half off. only $4500.
it's up to you. so which one will it be?"
by trikit July 27, 2010
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Get the permanips mug.The sexually-charged act of defecating from one anus to another, back and forth to stimulate prostates of both participants. While not strictly a homosexual sexual act, it is more common in gay men than straight couples.
Person 1: Would you like to try the Permanent Moonbase tonight?
Person 2: No, unfortunately, I have diarrhea, it wouldn't pass back and forth properly.
Person 2: No, unfortunately, I have diarrhea, it wouldn't pass back and forth properly.
by JasonSchreier March 27, 2012
Get the Permanent Moonbase mug.A fat fucking mole that looks like someone stabbed you in the face with a permanent marker. It stays with you a burden through life that never fades, just this ugly disfigurement. These aren't average moles there permanent molers, moles large and intimidating as they usually grow facial hair.
Person 1: Jesus what's that on his face.
Person 2: poor bastard got a fucking Permanent Moler by the looks of it.
Person 1: you sure someone didn't draw on his face with a marker.
Person 2: No chance, I see fucking hair on it.
Person 2: poor bastard got a fucking Permanent Moler by the looks of it.
Person 1: you sure someone didn't draw on his face with a marker.
Person 2: No chance, I see fucking hair on it.
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