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pastorizing

The process of smearing a person's name for political purposes due to what their pastor may have said. Named after the barrage of media coverage (mostly Fox News) and ensuing political opponents attempting to discredit Barrack Obama based on what his retired pastor, Jeremiah Wright, has said in the past couple of years in relations to racial prejudice in America.

Not to be confused with "pasteurizing" -- the process of killing bacteria by heating fluids to 180 degrees F or when the turkey or other political candidates are cooked until undesirable rubbery state.
Let's see if Obama can survive the pastorizing process of this election heat.
by sputnikinspace March 29, 2008
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Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore

From FBI agent in White Collar to Senator Pastore, Tim's changing his suit but not his game.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Tim DeKay doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2:It’s Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore. He’s playing Senator Pastore, same game new suit bro!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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pastor sheets

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church
Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately
by notmyrealnameeeeeee September 21, 2016
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Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who probably fucks children or at least has indecent images of them on his computer
We caught another paedophile guys.

Pastor or Priest this time?
Pastor.
by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023
mugGet the Pastormug.

Pastor champion

Annoying money stealing pastor can never leave you alone and treats his kids like angels
by Kaffiyah April 16, 2021
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Christian Pastor

A common name for nice guys who excel in computer science, creative writting and friendship. They are usually good lovers, If you are patient enough for someone who makes love to your mind first always.
-Christian Pastor Is finishing hus tird book this year
-He surely reads fast!
-He wrote them
by Cripty February 1, 2018
mugGet the Christian Pastormug.

Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it
"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"
by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020
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