Adjective
1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".
2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.
1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".
2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.
1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"
Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"
Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"
Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."
2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"
Person 1: "Nice!"
Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"
Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"
Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."
2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"
Person 1: "Nice!"
by SilverTortilla December 1, 2018
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Get the Parallel Parkinson’s mug.Can either mean a part of the Canada-USA border (as it follows the 49th parallel north for a part of the border) or the 49th parallel north or south (circles of latitude).
1: I live in Seattle, near the 49th parallel. I travel to Vancouver every Saturday evening.
2: There are so many circles of latitude, but the 49th parallel north/south just stands out to me. It's my favorite.
2: There are so many circles of latitude, but the 49th parallel north/south just stands out to me. It's my favorite.
by what pseudonym do i use October 22, 2023
Get the 49th parallel mug.A concept of a sonic the hedgehog fangame that is a hard W.I.P. as the creator,sparkle_gelatine has done less than a quarter of what they intend to do for the concept art,the game will have 7 playable characters,sonic,tails,knuckles,eggman,shadow,mecha sonic and classical.exe_minus as a reward character for beating the game,the story consists of sonic and tails jumping through dimensions while being hunted by two foes,R.I.S.K. Which stands for really intelligent sonic killer,a rouge robot made by eggman,and classical.exe_minus,the silly new rival of sonic from the minus dimension.the game was created by sparkle_gelatine but there’s a lot of doubt it’ll be finished
by Sparkle_gelatine November 3, 2023
Get the Sonic peculiar parallels mug.Hym "I mean... You see the parallel right? I mean I've said the exact same thing about what's happening to me! Megyn Kelly quoted me! Rememer that? Extrajudicial punishment and not a sycophant? Were we there for that? It at least vaguely analogous! This "It's fine when it happens to Hym but I can't possibly see why it would happen to ME" shit is absurd! I could literally repeat what you're saying and it would apply me and accurately describe my situation BETTER than it does yours. You at least know you're doing this. You had to know someone would use it against you if you decided to participate. And you did. You made a conscious decision to participate in something that is so bizzare it literally made me a a character in a superhero show. Why pretend."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
Get the Parallel mug.For something that's similar, yet has a defining distinction (for example, the 49th parallel separates the identical US and Canada)
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Get the 49th parallel mug.Iam "No... I see the parallel... Hmm..."
Hym "Well, I hate to break it to you but they just (straight up) don't want to do the thing that you said is what's best. What's happening is what you said would happen. The ideal is not an abstraction and technology has made it hyper-accessible. So that's just what is going to happen. Cause? Meet Effect. 'Oh, hi Effect! Nice to meet you I'm Cause!'..."
Iam "And I'm not positing that as a solution. They are and they're doing a pretty good job of enforcing it. It's this horrific Orwellian spectacle but yeah..."
Hym "And they're also NOT doing that. They're also withholding until their value declines and/or circumambulating the marketplace. And nobody wants to be choice number 100 or 15 or even 2."
Iam "I hate to even bring it back up but I feel like I haven't touched on it in a while. I'm just one guy and I'm not even one of proponents of the thing I'm talking about."
Hym "Well, technically..."
Iam "Fine, 'key' proponents. And I don't have a solution that's better than the one that's already being used by these'key proponents'. Disillusion of destructive narratives, accountability for negative behavior, and a criteria that isn't ENTIRELY ID driven."
Hym "Well, I hate to break it to you but they just (straight up) don't want to do the thing that you said is what's best. What's happening is what you said would happen. The ideal is not an abstraction and technology has made it hyper-accessible. So that's just what is going to happen. Cause? Meet Effect. 'Oh, hi Effect! Nice to meet you I'm Cause!'..."
Iam "And I'm not positing that as a solution. They are and they're doing a pretty good job of enforcing it. It's this horrific Orwellian spectacle but yeah..."
Hym "And they're also NOT doing that. They're also withholding until their value declines and/or circumambulating the marketplace. And nobody wants to be choice number 100 or 15 or even 2."
Iam "I hate to even bring it back up but I feel like I haven't touched on it in a while. I'm just one guy and I'm not even one of proponents of the thing I'm talking about."
Hym "Well, technically..."
Iam "Fine, 'key' proponents. And I don't have a solution that's better than the one that's already being used by these'key proponents'. Disillusion of destructive narratives, accountability for negative behavior, and a criteria that isn't ENTIRELY ID driven."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
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