Glow Patrol

Parents who walk through the house late at night to see if you have a glow coming from your room caused by the brightness of electronic devices being operated.

Trisha: "Why did your parents take away your laptop?"

La Rhonda: "I was suppose to be asleep by 11 but I was texting and forgot to turn the brightness down."

Trisha: "Wow, you're parents must really be part of the glow patrol"

by SchlickShlickChick October 25, 2012

big tit patrol

A website that shows women with huge knockers/tits.

Man, did you see that girl? She has humongous tits she could get a role in big tit patrol!

by K.devera April 30, 2006

pabrolling

When two or more bros are on patrol.

The two dudes walked back and forth along the beach, looks like they are pabrolling.

by Zedjen October 1, 2018

Grundle patrol

The act of looking or exploring for grundle.

Connor: "Wow that Grundle Patrol last night was tough"

Will: "Well atleast we found new grundle territory"

by Willjack213 October 17, 2008

Jelly Patroller

To stare at large people in suggestive swim wear at public beaches.

Greg is such a jelly patroller, he was creepin' on all the fatties at the beach!

by Ace double March 19, 2009

Nigger patrol

A term used when white people are gathering and looking out for African Americans

they call it nigger patrol because the reason the white people are on guard is so they don't get caught saying "nigger"

White guy 1: hey is alex on nigger patrol?

White guy 2: yea he's by the front door

by Thecoolguywhowrotethis May 22, 2020

harbor patrol

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who has contracted pubic lice, colloquially known as crabs, whilst also smelling of fish.

“Dude how’d it go with Sarah last night?”
“Aweful, total harbor patrol if you catch my drift.”

by Jrock.the.wise August 31, 2023