Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.
"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
by Manbearpug June 13, 2016
Get the why is there a dead pakistani on my couchmug. A funny anti joke on the movie lost that basically means calm the f**k down, but really in the movie it was an inside joke
Person 1: MY EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM FREAKIN OUT
Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.
Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))
Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.
Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))
by Handlebars22 June 15, 2016
Get the why is there a dead pakistani on my couchmug. by riflema May 23, 2016
Get the why is there a dead pakistani on my couchmug. 1.An irritating or disappointing situation.
2.A really smelly and disgusting fart.
This term came from a story my dad told me. He was in 1st grade waiting in the lunch line, when an exchange student from Pakistan farted. The fart smelled so bad that two girls threw up immediately. Funniest thing I've ever heard.
2.A really smelly and disgusting fart.
This term came from a story my dad told me. He was in 1st grade waiting in the lunch line, when an exchange student from Pakistan farted. The fart smelled so bad that two girls threw up immediately. Funniest thing I've ever heard.
by RandyTheRockerRichards October 12, 2022
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Get the pakistani washedmug. When a man uses his erect penis to launch himself high into the air. This maneuver is the leading cause of Peyronie's disease in the Eastern hemisphere.
Wow Jugdesh, I can't believe you were able to launch yourself over that fence with a Pakistani Polevault!
by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024
Get the Pakistani Polevaultmug.