Putting the boots on

Making the first move.

''Owen isn't putting the boots on with her.''

by iforgotwhich10 February 6, 2024

Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.

"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"

by tbfc February 23, 2024

Putting 20’s on it

When someone exaggerates about something.

Nate said he was pulling a bunch of fine ass bitches but me and Tammy already knew he was putting 20’s on it cuz they were from boulder hwy!

by 19mine80 December 9, 2024

putting up shelves on my wall

pegging your husband

im putting up shelves on my wall ifykyk

by TheBigOunce4 October 9, 2025

putting a deposit down on some fine china

expression used to refer to a bowel movement. The china being the porcelain toilet.

Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china

by Libraryguy March 23, 2011

putting the corn back on the cob

While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.

I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!

by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012

putting a positive spit on it

v; To insult something or someone in a hearty or jovial manner, in replacement of the phrase 'positive spin'.

Karen: *enthusiastically* "That last speaker was a right dick knuckle!"

Ben: "Well that's putting a positive spit on it."

by Heartemis June 29, 2011